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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    I cry foul.
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    Image of lookout72 lookout72
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Out here KFC has offered to fill the potholes, instead.


    But only if they can put their logo on the patch!

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    05/07/09

    @lookout72: Fill the potholes with what? Mashed potatoes?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Mmmm-mm, that delicious Penn Station KFC , with that extra-smoky flavour and side order of bleak commuter despair.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    A chicken in every pot and a hot dog in every hallway. Amen.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Pigs, chickens and cows seem to be playing a disproportionately large role in our lives at the moment. What gives?
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @depardoo:
    We're buying the farm, apparently.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @depardoo: Animals seem to trigger puns. Almost as if some of us have a rolodex next to the keyboard. "Come on kittehs"!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude:


    Plus the Depardoo jrs. are constantly watching Back at the Barnyard. It really is a dog's life.

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    Image of krismry krismry
    05/07/09

    @depardoo: It's the farm animals revenge. We are just watching yet another episode of Animal Revenge Funnies.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    I called 911 when I didn't get my free chicken. They were not amused.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Crap. This is the third sign of the apocalypse. All we have left to go now is people having no love for each other and the shocking return of ALF. In Pog form!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/07/09

    @pufflehuff: Don't forget you and me in the same room.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Indeed!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Sounds like they tried to wing it, but couldn't keep demand cooped up, hen or now. So rather than KFC getting a leg up on its grilled chicken product, people are flipping it the bird.

    In other words, somebody plucked up.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: You're really keeping abreast of this story.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @blix: There's a colonel of truth to that.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/07/09

    @blix: Oprah ran afowl of KFC.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @scroll_lock: Eggsactly. Hard to see how she scratches out a win with all the feathers flying.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: @blix: @scroll_lock:


    Please, people. It's not like the sky is falling.

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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: @scroll_lock: The coupon is no longer available so it's hard for me to give a cluck.
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    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: That chick's wishing she'd never made a peep about all this.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Yeah but she fried really hard.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @blix: So calm. What's your secret recipe? Or is it all a roost?
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: If the campaign had been successful Oprah would have scored quite a coop.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @blix: Instead she must be feeling a little shell-shocked. The yolk's on her. (Fame ain't all its cracked up to be.)
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: It usually costs $3.99. It seems silly to riot over such a poultry sum.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    05/07/09

    @blix: @blix: Stay tuned for a statement from her BFF, a la King.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @blix: HA! Chicken feed.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Sounds like the whole thing was a total fustercluck.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/07/09

    @blix: @naugahydeinplainsight: @SidAndFinancy: Next time she'll keep her beak shut. Meantime, I'm keeping my coupon as a souvenir in my photo albumen.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/07/09

    @scroll_lock:


    What would Jesus Purdue?

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @DahlELama: Certainly nothing to crow about.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: HA!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:


    What can you do? Just capon keepin' on, I say.

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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Jesus told me Oprah's secret: she prefers lunching on breast and thigh and spurns the drumstick.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: @scroll_lock: @naugahydeinplainsight: @DahlELama: The whole thing is blown out of porportion. No need to peck a fight just stand back, take a breath and take stock of the situation.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Tender his resignation?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/07/09

    @scroll_lock: The rest is gravy.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: @blix: @scroll_lock: @DahlELama: @fileunder: @misslinda: Thank you all. Gotta fly!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/07/09

    @SidAndFinancy: @blix: @naugahydeinplainsight: I heard Abbie Cornish was injured in the melee.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @scroll_lock: Then there will be hell to paella.
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    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    05/07/09

    @scroll_lock: Off to lunch. I'm a little peckish.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Yep, it's the revenge of the chickens. Even more than the revenge of the dead race horses.
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    Image of Ohcaptainmycaptain Ohcaptainmycaptain
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Oprah and her fuckin' fried chicken. What's next? Snowcones? Menthols?
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    Image of KatieMick KatieMick
    05/07/09

    @Ohcaptainmycaptain: Ha. The day Oprah hands out packs of Newps is the sign of the apocolypse.


    Isn't it enough she picked the POTUS - she has to decimate the fast food industry? Poor YUM! Brands.

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    Image of krismry krismry
    05/07/09

    @KatieMick: This is the revenge of the race horses like Eight Belles who broke both front legs in the Kentucky Derby last year sponsored by Yum brands. Also, this horse named I Want Revenge got revenge by being scratched from the lineup on post parade race day. Haha.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    Oprah should have stepped out of character and offered something that's good for people -- such as free condoms
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    Image of dado dado
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    March in any KFC with a drive-thru, declare angrily that you just went through the drive-thru and purchased a 3 piece meal and you were not given a chicken breast. Do this bombastically, with a tinge of menace. You will get your chicken breast even if you don't own a car.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    05/07/09

    In reply to Oprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
    YOU get a chicken! YOU get a chicken! YOU get a chicken! YOU...no, you don't get a chicken. In fact, the rest of you should probably just go home, my pointing arm is tired.
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