Nice that the artist formerly known as J.Lo and Victor from Seven (It's possible the world renowned star of Monster-in-Law shines two penlights in his eyes daily) can find the copious amounts of time they both have to do even more of nothing.
Shouldn't Jude Law be making lots of babies though? I mean, who are my children never going to have a chance in hell of dating if he doesn't? Other than the Jolie Pitts. And Halle Berry's superspawn. Actually, that's a lot of motherfuckers.
This one time my sister and me were watching Alfie with the cat and wouldn't you know it but six days later both sis and the cat were pregnant. I think Jude Law's pregnancy rays must have done something weird to me, though, because I got pin worms.
Dan Ackroyd hosts wet polo shirt contests in the Hamptons?? Mischa Barton has friends capable of emoting concern? Jennifer Lopez still includes her husband in press releases? Amy Winehouse's father is stupid? That's a lot to take in a short amount of time.
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