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    Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph

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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    which one was the lucky pierre?
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    Image of DonLaFontaine DonLaFontaine
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Somebody find Jon Gosselin and stop him at any cost! He must not be allowed to get off that plane!
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    i'm sure if you pan down on that photo there's "paid help" on their knees.
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Thursday night in Vegas, oddsmakers were forced to shade heavily when they noticed huge action on the trifucta.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    If they were a '70s style supergroup their name would be Suck.
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    Image of They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Imagine how scared they were when they noticed the ghostly apparition of Halter Top Lady to Kid Rock's right.
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    VoxPopuli promoted this comment They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was starred They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was unstarred
    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    08/14/09

    @They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: That's clearly the ghost of one of The Piv's former groupies in his Ellen days.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph

    What these kids can only hope to be.
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Trinity of Blight

    The Frathead, the Suck and the Holy Dipshit.
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Why didn't the Predator drone get the green light to fire? What were they waiting for?!
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    One thing has totally gone over my head. Everyone seems to hate Dane Cook. I've seen his stand up routines and I think he can be pretty funny. Did he do something to earn the coveted "Douchebag" award?
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    08/14/09

    @FrankenPC: Apparently he's known for stealing material from better but lesser known comics. Yeah, it happens to everyone in that business, I think, but I've heard that Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia have especially bad reputations for stealing material.
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    Cicada promoted this comment They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was starred They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was unstarred
    Image of Cicada Cicada
    08/14/09

    @They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: The biggest sin is that he stole the material and then didn't do it as well. It's sort of like stealing a Corvette and then using it to drive 35 mph on the freeway.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    08/14/09

    @They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?: Ahhhh! Well that explains a lot. Yeah, Mencia is legendary for theft.
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    Image of 1WordUp 1WordUp
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Was Craftsman in town? That's the only way to describe the tool convention pictured.
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    08/14/09

    @1WordUp: LOL!
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/14/09

    @1WordUp: I believe it was a Snap-On convention.
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    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Does anyone remember Snoopy's cousin Spike who used to visit Snoopy sometimes? That's Kid Rock right there.
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    Image of AtwaterAlucard AtwaterAlucard
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    Only thing missing is Dennis Rodman....
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    Image of LittleLolly LittleLolly
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    If by "moisten" you mean "throw-up in your mouth," mission accomplished!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/14/09

    In reply to Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph
    You gotta' check out the list of the members of Piven's fraternity. Talk about your vortices of douchbaggery. It s a litany of names of unimaginative and mediochre jerks who've, by their dogged cultivation of their images as dull yet mildly competent schlubs, made it big -- Jeremy Pivin stands out though.

    Have a taste: There's the country singer Tim McGraw, Bill McCartney (founder of the Promise Keepers), Strom Thurmond, Dick Armey (author of the Rep. Contract with America), John Kyl, Charlie Crist (needs no introduction), S. Truett Cathy (founder of Chic-Fil-A) and Paul Orfalea (founder of Kinko's) and the CEO of the company that publishes those "Seven Habits" books. There are scores of others.
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    08/14/09

    @i'm a bottle: I read Dick Armey's contribution as "Contradiction with America", which was appropriate.
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    08/14/09

    @i'm a bottle: But the presence of Will Shortz on that same list balances the whole thing out.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/14/09

    @i'm a bottle: What's wrong with Tim McGraw?
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    08/14/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I admit that I had to go to Wikipedia to find something that irked me. It's a testament to his douchiness that it took me twenty seconds to go from zero to indignant:

    "His second album, Not a Moment Too Soon, was much more successful, becoming best selling country album in 1994. The first single, "Indian Outlaw", caused considerable controversy as critics argued that it presented Native Americans in a patronizing way. Some radio stations refused to play it, but the controversy helped spur sales and the song became McGraw's first top ten country single (getting as high as #8) and reaching #15 on the pop chart."
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/14/09

    @i'm a bottle: In other words, you figured there must be something bad about him because he's a country singer. Yes, he did a cover of a dumb song over a decade ago. He's also a staunch liberal and stumped hard for Obama when it probably cost him fans.

    Johnny Cash was a country singer, too. Just because people are southern or rural, they're not automatically the bad guys.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/15/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Listen to the song. It's mildly offensive. I don't have anything against the Midwest (I'm from there). Okay. Can I go now?
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/15/09

    @i'm a bottle: I did, and you're right, it is. But come on, you'd never heard it when you decided he was a douchebag. That's all I'm saying. (I'm from the Midwest, too. Can we bond now, or are you mad at me?)
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