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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    As my grandmother would say, "Uch, the goyim."
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    "...led Lender's to sell its frozen bagels pre-sliced, even before they hit the Midwest in the 1970s."
    Nice!

    Of course the South doesn't have this problem because they don't know how to make bagels right.
    Le sigh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: You mean Lender's hockey pucks, of course. Thems ain't bagels.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    How about hot grits-related injuries, or getting thumped with a ham hock?
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    It's lunchtime. Let's be safe out there.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    Was going to wax poetic about the type of grandiose idiot who can't slice a bagel until I remembered cutting three out of five fingers opening a package of hotdogs at Girl Scout (cook with butane on an upended coffee can i.e. all kinds of dangerous, pee in a sour wooden box, sleep on a damp "damp from years of pee" mattress and generally have a pungent suck-ass time in the woods for selling fifty boxes of Thin Mints.) camp.

    So, yeah, can't really comment.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    I've never in my life cut my finger while slicing a bagel. I feel so alienated.
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    Image of LisaHunter LisaHunter
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    Severance? What's severance?
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    Image of pyaolyangshen pyaolyangshen
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    ok the thumbnail of this photo looked like a screen capture from the new james bond... don't believe me? check and see for yourself. ... reminds me of those "far away" cute guys that upon approaching become more and more unattractive. very cool.
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    Tart of Darkness promoted this comment pyaolyangshen was starred pyaolyangshen was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    10/08/09

    @Pyao lyang shen: I thought it was from that movie "Falling Down". But maybe not.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    10/08/09

    @Tart of Darkness: It is from "Falling Down" sadly it's a favorite, just watched it a few days ago.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    It figures they would lay off people from the most promising parts of the business. Attention Conde: your growth will be online in general, and in narrow vertical niches online, the very things you shun or consider backwaters (1166=backwater). Donald, you guys let Craigslist and Monster eat the newspapers' lunch. Si, you are doing the same thing with the smarter, more nimble web competitors to the magazines. And while you two remain unimaginably rich, the people who made the titles great suffer because of your lack of vision. Instead of Epicurious, start a site called Incurious. It fits.
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    Image of stew stew
    10/08/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: dude, what's "great" about 'Elegant Bride'? Or Details or HG or even the New Yorker? They're products. And when the public stops being interested in certain products, it's time to shut 'em down. No one made anything 'great.' People made a buck for a while and now it's time to make a buck someplace else.
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    Image of Pamela_ballin Pamela_ballin
    10/09/09

    @stew: Spoken like someone who doesn't read the New Yorker, which is actually great. Just because more people would rather watch American Idol and far fewer are interested in the New Yorker doesn't mean the latter should be shut down. It means that people in general have plebe tastes. I like to opt out of my plebe life and read about interesting shit once a week. I'm sorry others don't feel the same.
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment Seeräuber Jenny approved this comment Pamela_ballin was starred Pamela_ballin was unstarred
    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    10/09/09

    @Pamela_ballin: But to stew's point, even if it's great, if it's not being sold it can't continue. Sadly I don't see much of a future for mags. All the ideas don't seem to include the kind of revenue needed to sustain the existing overhead. How great would the New Yorker be with 75% less budget?
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    Image of stew stew
    10/09/09

    @Pamela_ballin: Well, or spoken like someone who, having worked at TNY, agrees with Si and Donald and really doesn't see print journalism as a place for whiny, anti-social people with narrow tastes to collect white people welfare when their audience turns elsewhere. Just because it's not American Idol doesn't mean it doesn't suck. No matter how grand its heyday, no title is entitled (heh, see what I did there?).
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    Image of SaritSanny SaritSanny
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    when I got laid off from Newsweek/Washington Post, I got 1 week for every year I worked there (which was 1) 1 week if I agreed not to sue them or talk shit about them and then my vacation days and any personal days I had left. Oh yeah and they heavily taxed EVERYTHING - like more than a normal paycheck.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    10/08/09

    @SaritSanny: I only got a week per year for severance as well when my position was eliminated at Gannett. When they started layoffs last year it was two until they realized they were going to toss so many people they cut it back to one.
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    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    10/09/09

    @lionboy: two weeks per year at Time Inc.
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    Image of siliconvalleyman siliconvalleyman
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    I was laid off in January as part of a 35% staff reduction. I spent almost three miserable months unemployed, and then took a job in March at a steep cut in pay and position. I was promoted in July to a better position (with more pay and responsibility) than the one I lost. I recognize that I am very fortunate. My takeaway from the experience: when you least expect it, something really good happens. Here’s hoping that good fortune will soon come to those reading this who are on the beach and looking to work again.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    Helpful hint (maybe): tell them you're thinking about not signing the severance agreement. Their law dept will be so eager to have everyone sign that maybe they'll bump up the severance a bit. The odds that they'll withdraw the offer of serverance are slim, so it may be worthwhile to give it a shot.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    The scary thing is, I don't think a lot of the jobs we've lost are coming back. Eventually, we'll all be on some thunderdome reality show trying to win an apple. I think this is what happens when you make your economy into a service one instead of, you know, like, one that produces actual things.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    My hub lost his job in 1991 and got 12 months severance having been on the job for seven years. That's when companies had generous relo packages too. We had two companies pay our moving expenses, pay to have pros pack our houses, all commission, pay for babysitters to watch the kids while we house hunted in a new city, bought all meals, etc. That ended in about 2000 I think. Now it's every (wo)man for himself. I'm "only" in my 40s and I remember 401K matches, corporate trips w/ the spouse, nice holiday gifts and many other perks that instilled loyalty and worker continuity. It's kind of depressing.
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    Image of Meiyou Wenti Meiyou Wenti
    10/08/09

    In reply to Laid-Off Conde Nasties: Armed and Dangerous
    Having been laid of twice in a year, which must be some kind of record, I feel for this person. One week a year. Or one month a year in severance, really is meaningless. You are out of work in a bad economy. You lose your self worth and question your professionalism. You face the unknown with no money coming in and a lot going out for rent or the mortgage, COBRA, car payment, food, etc.

    The only upside is having more free time to waste responding to postings on the Internet...

    God bless America.
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    triplethreat promoted this comment Meiyou Wenti was starred Meiyou Wenti was unstarred
    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    10/08/09

    @Meiyou Wenti: I have also been laid off twice this year.

    The irony? I left the company I was with for five years because they were outsourcing my department over the course of two years, and I didn't want to have to wait until I was unemployed - you know, trying to be proactive. I left a year and a half into the transition to the other company.

    I was laid off from the new job in five months. Then I had my last job, lost it a few months later, and the department I used to work for that is to be outsourced is still there and will be until at least June.

    This blows.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    10/08/09

    @Meiyou Wenti: "You are out of work in a bad economy."

    And one where half the people with your skill set are also looking, and half the outlets are closed or with a hiring freeze and no freelance budget, and the new ones, with .com at the end of their name, don't pay a living wage for the most part.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    10/08/09

    @missing_piece: Aaaaaaand now we understand what Unions were for.
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    Image of elinorwhyme elinorwhyme
    10/08/09

    @triplethreat: I hear you. And those jobs aren't coming back. I wonder what publishing will look like five to ten years from now.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    10/08/09

    @elinorwhyme: I think it will be even more elitist and less diverse than it used to be. I'm including online publishing in that as well. Only people who have other sources of income will have the time and resources to be able to do research and investigations, and yes, think. I know that sounds grandiose but I think it is true. There probably will still be great writing, and great reporting that is widely seen and read, but it will be coming from a very small group of people whose circumstances allow it.
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