They're Gonna Make a Rattlesnake Island in Massachusetts--Sounds Unsafe
Okay, so Massachusetts has a plan to establish an island colony of poisonous rattlesnakes. On purpose. Okay.
Murderous Pistol Cannot Hurt You
Iver Johnson Revolvers "are not toys: they shoot straight and kill." Nevertheless, they're "absolutely safe," and "Papa says they won't hurt us." In 1913, as now, gun owners were mainly schizophrenics. [Copyranter]
