I'm slightly concerned about how much I cared about Levi Johnson of all people going full-frontal. Between that & my current James Franco-induced General Hospital watching (Friday!), I don't know what the fuck is going on with me! #levijohnston
@unclevanya: Here here. Perhaps we three should become the Witches of Eastwick. Not the ones on television. The other ones. Only no vomit, please. And whoever's gonna be Michelle Pfeiffer, please do something about that herpetic lesion.
My sources in Oslo also informed me that Levi is no longer under consideration for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize after this unfortunate turn of events. #levijohnston
@Sergio Hernandez: I still hold that even making the transition from being Sarah Palin's future son-in-law to posing for Playgirl even just partially nude is enough of a crossover to warrant an award. #levijohnston
As both a straight-man and a charter member of Gawker's Celebrity Penis Investigation Force, I say: This is some fucked. up. bullshit. Read this Tank asshole the riot act. #levijohnston
@Foster Kamer: He could have had the most famous peen in the land and what does he do? He auto-bobbitts himself. See you later, Slim Jim. #levijohnston
Penises are great, but I'm kind of relieved he didn't do it. I couldn't really think of ways actual 'dick pics' could have possibly made this boy's life any easier. #levijohnston
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Quite the balancing act!
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Twitterati
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Anderson Cooper
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Profit!
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What on earth could those two have in common? Oh yeah, nevermind.
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I'm slightly concerned about how much I cared about Levi Johnson of all people going full-frontal. Between that & my current James Franco-induced General Hospital watching (Friday!), I don't know what the fuck is going on with me! #levijohnston
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Yep, that's pretty much every weekend for me. #levijohnston
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My sources in Oslo also informed me that Levi is no longer under consideration for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize after this unfortunate turn of events. #levijohnston
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Wasilla, we have a problem...
* scritch hssssssssssh scritch * #levijohnston
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