Is Elmo short for Guglielmo? Are u guys sponging off my Facebook page again, BTW? I posted a photo of a sculpture titled "Elmo 3" this morning and did a little meniscing about the 80's... #lindsaylohan
It's one thing for the kids at school to call your mom a slut because she's a stripper, but entirely another to call her a slut for boning Fergie's husband all night.
AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
I didn't realize till recently that Zombie Radar left many of my posts for old Radar up on RadarOnline.com. They just removed the FUCKING BYLINES. Skeevy bastards. #cindycrawford
@raincoaster: Well, now that I think about it, I was happy to be associated with the old magazine. I'm not sure I'd be happy to be associated with its new incarnation. So maybe them removing my byline ain't a bad thing after all. #cindycrawford
@RandomLunatic: Misery loves company: A blog that is part of a much bigger web ring around the world--for whom I did considerable pro bono work during their launch--has conveniently left me off their listing of former bloggers. When I use them as a writing reference, I have to provide specific links to my work (which constantly and consistently change) because I am not "searchable" in their database. Fark you very much, jagweeds! #cindycrawford
@TheUptightMidwesterner: I think they may be filming the Silver Doe chapter where the Horcrux taunts Ron with images of Harry and Hermione embracing. Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione (as they're referred to in the text) do kiss. It doesn't say anything about them being naked though.
Oh, hell. Here's the text: "Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
Well remember that Goldie Hawn does return to hometown Washington, DC periodically to break into the house where she grew up and "just walk around and look." I bet she's real comfy with girl-talk. #alexrodriguez
@The Dewd: Is it just me, or does all of this A-Rod-as-centaur talk remind anyone else of an imprisoned Will Ferrell drawing Starsky & Hutch as dragons? #alexrodriguez
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AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
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Either way, you shameless self promotion was well appreciated. #lindsaylohan
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Oh, hell. Here's the text:
"Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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Word on the street is A-Rod isn't the only one to commission one of these Centaur portraits lately... #alexrodriguez
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