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The Week We Enjoyed a Fancy Burger
God Damn American Idol
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The Week We Enjoyed a Fancy Burger |
God Damn American Idol |
05/08/09
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@PRIsNotJournalism: Why? Because they probably thought that if they manipulated the images they'd be criticized for it.
Hilarious, right?
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05/07/09
But they wasted it on Matt Mole and now Allison had to swing from the rafters.
Assholes. They deserve the mediocrity that American Idol is and always has been.
05/07/09
05/07/09
And then there's Gilles. Ooooooooh, Gilles...
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Then, it dawned on me! Having Gokey win is a last ditch effort by everyone involved to free themselves of the Beast that 'American Idol' has become. They all want to move on with their lives, but can't! It's like the story-line from Curb Your Enthusiasm when Mel Brooks cast Larry in The Producers hoping it would kill the shows' runaway success.
I bet I'm right! I think I know I am!
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Especially since she looks a lot like the late Mrs. Gokey:
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UGH!! i hate it!
05/07/09
I think we can probably blame Cher when she did "Believe" in the late 90s, that seemed to have kicked this off but at least that song is half-way tolerable. It's not long before robots start cutting records -- I'm waiting for the Speak-n-Spell guy to release an album.
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She's just addicted to pain killers and has a prescription that would knock out most whales within seconds, yet somehow keeps her thinly skinned corpse teetering between this life and the next.
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And everyone, stop saying Allison is funny looking. I think she's very pretty.
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Incidentally, we could trace it back to Peter Frampton as far as straight-up electronic vocalizing but he didn't really use it for poppy dance music as everyone else in the world after him has..
05/07/09
gotta hand it to 'em, they made vocoding a freakin' performance art.. no one else should have touched it :D
05/08/09
So now I'm in my way-back machine and I am listening to Songs in the Key of Life and there is a song called "Ebony Eyes"
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