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Mrs. Santorum Is a Very Lucky Woman

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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
06/03/09

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compare and contrast:

santorums / obamas

bushes / obamas

obamas ftw

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Novaload
06/02/09

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So what was the carbon footprint for this date?
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Gunsetpark
06/02/09

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You know what? Isn't it nice when two insane people with no sense of self control get married? Feel bad for those kids.
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MissNormaDesmond
06/02/09

@Gunsetpark: Which people would you be talking about?
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happymisanthrope
06/02/09

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Obviously, they should have taken the Fung Wah bus.
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TheMac
06/02/09

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Awww. I was so ready to read something about how the Coloreds are suffering the mostest, according to Rick Santorum. Lame.
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Awesome X
06/02/09

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Spoken like a true closet case.
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Mediahohoho
06/02/09

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Let's not forget that by this time in office, Bush had already taken six (!) weeks of vacation; it was also in August (not Wilson, the playwright, but the month) that Bush told the CIA briefer who informed him about the infamous "Bin Laden determined to strike the U.S." that it was okay, because he'd covered his ass.

My point is, it's nice to have a President who actually works again. He can take an occasional date with his wife (while supporting a vital industry in my city) any fucking time he wants.
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StonedAndDethroned
06/02/09

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It's amazing how uncomfortable much of white America is with black people having any sort of power, whether it's political or financial.
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a boy and his dog
06/02/09

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As an example of presidential self-indulgence, it's still way cheaper than invading Iraq.
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unclevanya
06/02/09

@a boy and his dog: [Deity of Force or your choice] bless you!
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NoWireHangers
06/02/09

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Rick has a point. If Barry and Michelle spent more time getting drunk at the corner bar they'd be well on their way to having 29 children just like the Santorums do. If more American couples spent their quality time in this manner sales of gingham and plaid would skyrocket:

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fileunder
06/02/09

@NoWireHangers: That picture will never be unfunny. Thank you.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
06/02/09

@NoWireHangers: ah, this looks likes good, clean, teeth-gritting fun.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
06/02/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: whoops, I didn't realize this was the day he went down, OK, so no fun to be had 'cept by many of the relieved constituents.
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Miss Anita Manbadly
06/02/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Please tell me this is a work of photoshoppery.

Or that the Department of Children and Family Services has been summoned to visit this family.

Or both.
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ShanghaiLil
06/02/09

@Miss Anita Manbadly: Oh, no -- that's a real 'un. And I love the expression on all three of the kids' faces: the little girl bursting into tears, the older girl thinking, "Oh shit, I have to stand through another one of dad's speeches. Why don't you just call the fucking props department and have them send over a mannequin?" And, of course, the boy whose blank stare suggests someone who's been huffing too much paint.
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MissNormaDesmond
06/02/09

@Miss Anita Manbadly: I'm so of two minds on this. On the one hand, my immediate reaction to the photo is to laugh, hard. On the other, my God, that poor kid. It's bad enough to have to be this man's child at all. To have to be his child and shill for him in the bargain is just horrible.
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Dave J.
06/02/09

@ShanghaiLil: You see "huffing too much paint," I see "future serial killer with serious kink."

And let's not ignore that icy "I have to live as the wife to EX-Senator Santorum?" expression on his wife's face.

GOOD TIMES!!!!
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cdmunch
06/02/09

@ShanghaiLil: What about the girl's blond doll with the matching outfit being crushed in her arm!!!
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
06/02/09

@Miss Anita Manbadly: it is just so wretched. I think it's real, and something also tells me that a Sunday family picnic with this repressed clan might look just exactly the same.
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Mama Penguino
06/02/09

@cdmunch: That is fucked up. I would rather Little P wear a g-string and stripper glitter than a plaid jumper to match her American Girl doll. I'm guessing this girl is a little "touched," though, because she looks way too old to be engaged in that crap.
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Niko Bellic
06/02/09

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Santorum, black people are not the problem. You are the problem, you ignorant hick.
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Rhymenocerous
06/02/09

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If there's one thing the President of the United States cannot have, it's a "normal" date with his wife. Is he really suggesting that Barack and Michelle and the requisite entourage head down to a bar and take some shots? That would go over REALLY well.
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HurtsSoGood
06/02/09

@czecher: Maybe not, but you gotta admire the man for trying.
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MissNormaDesmond
06/02/09

@czecher: No, he's saying that Obama shouldn't give the Negroes crazy ideas or they'll all be chartering jets and mayhem will ensue.
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fileunder
06/02/09

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Great White Way indeed.
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joejustice
06/02/09

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if Obama had been clearing brush on his ranch -- no problem. take the jet and the missus.

there is no single aspect to the lives of liberals that the GOP will relinquish control of.
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misslinda
06/02/09

@joejustice: And that's what's pissing them off. They failed to complain about taking the jet to clear brush for 8 years, so now nobody wants to hear it from them that the Obamas went to a cultural event and ate a healthy meal that emphasized locally grown produce. Which is a better example for the kiddies? Being a pretend cowboy, or being an intellectually curious couple?
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CountryClubRepublican
06/02/09

@misslinda: Bush went to Crawford to go *home*. If Obama had gone to Chicago, no one would say anything.

But, to spend $250,000 in taxpayer money to fly your wife to New York to see a Broadway play is going to be Obama's "let them eat cake" moment.
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Krashstar
06/02/09

@czecher: Who does he think Obama is? Hillary Clinton?

That said, I agree the Michelle could probably drink everyone under the table. Sometimes I think we elected the wrong Obama.
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Mediahohoho
06/02/09

@CountryClubRepublican: "Home" as in totally bogus, manufactured stage set. I mean, have you even noticed that he hasn't been back? That fuckwit is in Plano for good, hombre, because he's as much a ranger as I am the motherfucking Pope.

And no, taking his wife to a play is not going to be Obama's "let them eat cake" moment. If you're paying attention to the polling at all, the only people who are getting all frothy about this are the right-wingers, once again getting each other off in the world's largest circle jerk of self-righteous hypocrisy.

"Home." Huh. Are you really that fucking stupid?
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
06/02/09

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Sorry Santorum Substance, but nobody cares about you anymore. The Obamas are King and Queen of the prom and you are the loser who comes back to campus after not graduating and who loiters in the parking lot, trying to get the kids to listen to your tales of "how it is" out there in the real world.
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