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    DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance

    DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers

    Be The Next 'Dating a Banker' Girl—Nobody Will Know!
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    Image of Ha Ha Sound Ha Ha Sound
    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    No way this is real. But whoever wrote it actually has a pretty decent sense of humor, as evidenced by his remark about Soho. Either that, or he's really an investment banker and he just has no fucking clue.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    favorite novel must be The Grapes of Wrath.
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    05/08/09

    @anxiogenic: ha!
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    Image of Nora Bombay Nora Bombay
    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    I happen to be a judgmental shrew, a nagging feminist, and a rotund lady in her middle years. All of which are clearly serving as a magical layer of protection against assholes.
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    05/08/09

    @Nora Bombay: Touche!
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    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    Will he keep us abreast as to the woman who responds?
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    Image of Sargasm Sargasm
    05/08/09

    @contradicto: If he didn't, that would make him a real boob.
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    05/08/09

    @Sargasm: The ad is not at all offensive to me. Tit for tit is what I say.
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    05/08/09

    @contradicto: No one is gonna milk these puns?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    Goldman sucks.
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    Image of LilyBlue LilyBlue
    05/08/09

    @SidAndFinancy:


    Goldman sex?

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    Would referring to this gentleman as a "douche" make me a judgmental shrew?
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    Image of WaterTart WaterTart
    05/08/09

    In reply to DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
    "inducing lactation in you using wholly natural means"


    Wait- I have to have a baby? Gross.

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    Image of ArgusRun ArgusRun
    05/08/09

    @WaterTart: I read somewhere that simply by stimulating the nipple in a sucking manner for a few weeks, you can induce lactation without pregnancy. It was mentioned as a way for a woman who is adopting to be able to breast feed.


    Seems a bit ooky to me, but who am I to judge?

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    05/08/09

    @ArgusRun: You can take a drug that induces lactation.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    A little DABA'll do you in.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    Yabba Daba Don't.


    There is so much truth in this thread that my prostate began to ache for them.

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    "Yes, we're horrible people, but you seem to have misunderstood the way in which we are horrible!"


    This is worth correcting because...?

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    Image of LeBongJames LeBongJames
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    f*cking c*nts
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/25/09

    @LeBongJames: nice mouth
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/25/09

    @LeBongJames: Sometimes brevity can be the soul of degeneracy.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    It is just coincidence that they all resemble Charlotte from SATC. Right?
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/25/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Right.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    The correction goes on to say "The women in the photo that accompanied the article informed the Times, through their spokesman, that they were 'totes kidding with [their] outfits, watches and empty martini glasses, too. We normally wear smart people boring stuff with, like, reading glasses and underwear.'"
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/25/09

    @Nard: Yes, I was thinking just that. Also, were all the quotes they gave in the article also just satirical?


    I'm of the opinion that "satire" is the wrong word here. It wasn't that. It's more of this affected sort of dialogue that you might hear at the bar at Dos Caminos every Wednesday night; that kind of talk where people brag by complaining. There's always truth in jokes -- and more often than not, more truth.

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    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    In this day-and-age everyone defends themselves against the backlash for their having made irresponsible and petty remarks by contending that it was merely "satire" or that they were being "ironic."


    Moreover, this whole tack that they take is slightly annoying to me because it's a fake apology. What someone is really implying is, "Yeah, so we both know that I was wrong but I'm just going to say that you're not savvy or smart enough to be in on the joke so that I can get away with it." It's kind of shameless.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/25/09

    @i'm a bottle: Intellectually dishonest and tired, baby. You got it.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Nice to have you back.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    02/25/09

    @i'm a bottle: Quit looking at my ass.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/25/09

    @BookishLookish: But I was merely satirizing ogling construction workers and like ilk.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/25/09

    @BookishLookish: You ought to know by now that that is just a reflex.
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    Image of dado dado
    02/25/09

    In reply to DABA Girls: Please Call Us Con Artists, Not Gold Diggers
    The shame..all that money spent at Rosemont for that MRS degree and they find themselves pariahs.
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