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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    I don't understand what the purpose of this is? He's calling out the process of selling advertising, but he clearly has no qualms taking that money himself.


    This just seems like blatant hypocrisy, made worse by the fact that he seems to want to use his image as a contrarian to just boost his career. I mean, why else do this?

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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    First Emily Gould and now Jay Leno. Is anybody safe from the wrath of Kimmel? Not for nothing, but advertising executives are already in Hell's Circle #9, so a little humor at their expense is probably just fuel for the fire.
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oy oy oy!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @cocodevaux: The Man Show. Sigh. I will watch that stupid thing in reruns like nobody's biz.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Are you still getting residuals from your appearance on "girls on trampolines"?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @CaptainFantastic: You think those mink-lined handcuffs I bought you last month were free, baby?
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    Image of Tardy Tardy
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    Remember when Kimmel was a Ben Stein's sidekick?


    Just thought I'd put that out there.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/20/09

    @Tardy: ugh, the question categories were so lame and he read them off with such pride followed by a time-wasting reaction from the stupid audience. he was pointless on that show..
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    Interesting that kimmel is balsy enough to get mouthy to the corporate suits, but, as he said on the Howard Stern show Monday, he's still not yet ready to have Sarah Silverman on his show.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    What's that awful racket I hear coming from the West Side? Shit, they're Jimmy Kimmel's big, clanking balls mowing down TV execs along 7th Avenue! Watch out, people!
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    NOW tell me all ASU grads are twats.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/20/09

    @Mikey-B: Jimmy went to ASU?!
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    All comedians are Jewish.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @Cheap Shot: Only the good ones.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    05/20/09

    @Cheap Shot: No, all comedians are self-loathing. Not exactly the same thing.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    A "Jerry Maguire-like" moment? Did he say he loved black people?
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    Image of Gawkchalk Gawkchalk
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    Can Sarah Silverman save him?
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    05/20/09

    @Gawkchalk: Only if his talkshow is cancelled, and she gets a Variety show to replace it.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    And so all the media buyers got to feel hip and edgy again. Woohoo.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    upfronts are usually press junkets, where the entertainment "reporters" get wined and dined and say nice things about the upcoming seasons
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    A Gawker post about Jimmy Kimmel and rants. Somewhere, Emily is scowling.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    05/20/09

    @Awesome X: BTW what are the requirements for a Gawker Stalker submission? I have sent in so many tips and not one was put up.
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    Image of Valerie Flame Valerie Flame
    05/20/09

    @uncivily obedient: Hmmm. They should be. Send us an e-mail about it if they're not. Sometimes they're not put up if the person just sucks so incredibly bad. Or if it's been such a long time that it's not worth our trouble. Or if you don't tell us where you saw the person and when. (You'd be amazed how many people are like OMG I JUST SAW CHRIS NOTH!!!)
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    05/20/09

    @Valerie Flame: Chris Noth! Where!?
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/20/09

    @Awesome X:
    And when?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @rudi_freude: Please, he is everywhere! You cannot swing a cat in lower Manhattan without hitting his huge Irish head.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    "The important thing to remember is: who cares, it's not your money."


    I have despised The Kimmel for years, but that line alone erases all the hate.

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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    05/20/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Destroys ABC at ABC Upfronts
    More stories about Jimmy Kimmel, brave Jewish comedian busting corporate balls and fewer stories about Shia LaBeouf, Jewish tiny penis-haver.


    It makes me feel better about myself.


    Thank you.

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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/20/09

    @kolacek: According the the wikipedias, he's an Italian-German (German-Jew? I think it would've been mentioned, no?). I feel like I've tried to make him Jewish before, but I suspect it's because of my desire to think of him and Silverman as the ultimate Jewish comedy couple.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    05/20/09

    @✪TheMac: Kimmel is not a Jewish sounding name.
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    Image of dado dado
    05/20/09

    @✪TheMac: Jimmy is Catholic.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/20/09

    @dado: But today? Honorary Jew.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Is he still shtupping that Jewess with the potty mouth? Then Jewish by infusion, like John Cook.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Isn't it "by osmosis" or something when it's the guy who's receiving the honorary ethnicity through bonking?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @kimsama: When a girl is getting the Hebrew hammer, it's "by injection." When a fellow is lucky enough to find himself straddled by a Hebrewess, it's "by infusion," but you know, I am not Orthodox nor orthodox, so say it however you please. But I think osmosis has something to do with water, so maybe if you're doing it in a Jacuzzi?
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Haha! I was thinking more along the lines of stuff being transmitted via absorption through cell membranes, but clearly this is a gray area that would benefit from more research at the highest levels of academia.


    And you've won me over to "infusion" -- it sounds sort of like brewing a delightful chai that way.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/20/09

    @kimsama:


    Or, if I may dip into my limited knowledge of Judaica, it may be a delightful [www.valleyboy.net]

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    Image of KatieMick KatieMick
    05/20/09

    @uncivily obedient: Seriously?
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/20/09

    @KatieMick: I never get why people in America are so offended by statements like that; most Jews in America are Ashkenazi. It's totally fair to note German-sounding names as potentially Jewish (here at least). I mean, it's not an off-the-wall suspicion, I think.
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