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    Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!

    DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact

    Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral

    Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?

    Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?

    Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same

    Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom

    Fox News Anchor Is Totally Gay For David Beckham

    Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/30/09 10:22 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    Image of jimstoic jimstoic
    09/02/09

    In reply to DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
    I don't undertsand how eight Oxys could be anything but intentional.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    09/02/09

    @jimstoic: No kidding. I was only abusing a prescription for a while, but one at a time was enough for me.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
    David Beckham's so worried that his children will be America-fied that he makes them watch BBC. Isn't that child abuse?

    No, it is not child abuse. I'd rather be watching the likes of Doctor Who, Being Human, or Merlin than Cougar Town, Everybody Hates Chris, or Melrose Place.
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    09/02/09

    @malo-ji: I would watch Dawn French read the phone book before I'd watch most of that.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    09/02/09

    In reply to DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
    OK, what gives? I thought we'd all agreed that no commenter on Gawker gives a fucking goddam about that Pratt person or his wifebot. So let me say it again with all the sincerity I can muster this early in the morning: NO MORE FUCKING ITEMS ABOUT THESE TWO ATTENTION WHORES.

    Thank you.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/02/09

    In reply to DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
    Are you kidding, if I were dating A-Rod, I'd always be at his apartment, too. ESPECIALLY when he wasn't there. Kate Hudson's rich but she doesn't have A-Rod money!
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    09/02/09

    In reply to DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
    I hope Baldwin informed Ramona she has the confidence of a much younger woman.
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    09/02/09

    @richardmarxhatesmyhair: OUCH. LOL!
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    Image of karion karion
    09/02/09

    @richardmarxhatesmyhair: Glorious.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/04/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Ryan needs to don sackcloth and ashes and disappear forever into the wilderness.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    That second item confused me until I realized you were talking about my dear friend WILLIAM Joel. I'm terribly sad to hear that he's upset, but he should know that Europeans are, in fact, far superior to Americans. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have a chicken to cook.
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    08/03/09

    @LittleSecrets: The graveyards of Europe are littered with the bodies of those who thought Europeans are superior to Americans.

    Truth is, most of the Europeans with the desire and talent to make a better world for themselves and their children are Americans now.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    @Swifter: I was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently I struck a nerve. For the record, I'm not one to posit any kind of ethnic supremacy, and even if I were, I doubt I'd do it in the comments of a gossip round-up.

    (Apologies for the double post, above.)
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    08/04/09

    @LittleSecrets: No worries.
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    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Thanks to Ryan O'Neal, we won't have to wait 40 years to see how things turned out on the Jon and Kate + 8 reunion show.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/24/09

    In reply to Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
    She exudes all sorts of creepiness. I liked her better before they removed her thetans or whatever.

    Also, thanks for bowing to an audience of no one. I hate when pre-taped segments try to get away with that.
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    Image of felion felion
    07/24/09

    In reply to Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
    Katie Holmes did not dance -- when she wasn't standing still, she just struck a series of poses. Maybe it did get Tom Cruise excited, but then wouldn't he have more likely used it on one of guys who did the real dancing in that number?
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    Image of TabithaIapetus TabithaIapetus
    07/24/09

    In reply to Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
    If Mr. Butler is afraid of losing his abs, perhaps he should contact the guys who CGI'd them onto him in the first place for "300". It's like the least painful cosmetic surgery ever.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/24/09

    In reply to Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
    "This is what I call 'fast food,' because it requires a tremendous amount of preparation, but no time at all to decide to just skip dinner."
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    07/24/09

    @goetz: That girl got no bizzness in a kitchen. She don't know what she doin with all those knives and vittles.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/24/09

    In reply to Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
    Don't quit your day job, Katie. Without the multi-camera setup and a lot of editing that performance was community theater at best.
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    07/24/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Does she even have a day job anymore? I mean, I know she's a "star of the silver screen" and all...
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