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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    "Well, we guess that rules out ninjas, right?"--hold on, death by ninja counts as an accident? Dude, that solves a lot of problems round these parts. A lot.
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    Image of Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    Ahhh, poor David Carradine! That is like the second most embarrassing way to die. The first being while on the toilet, which is surely how I will go.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    @Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach:


    Elvis died on the toilet. Martin Luther had an ephiphany on the toilet. Go figure.

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    This just in: The nauseous pug lady is blaming the Jews for the death of Karl Malden.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    If he set up some kind of noose-like loop and hung it from something above him, he could have put his wrists in it and use his own weight to tighten the restraints.


    It was difficult to tell if something like this could have been the case from the photo.


    Also, how would you get out?

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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/02/09

    @Mount_Prion: I think you have put just a little too much thought into this.


    I have no room to talk, of course. I've spent many an idle hour trying to figure out how Jessica Simpson poured herself into these pants:


    [cdn.buzznet.com]

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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: Those pants look like they could be leggings, which wouldn't be too difficult for someone to squeeze into.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/02/09

    @The One: Damn, there goes my favorite pastime.


    I guess I'll have to spend my free time figuring out how Eddie Murphy still has a film career after Norbit.

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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: I promise I won't fuck that one up for you. Hell, I don't think there is an answer to that one!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: It's a lifestyle.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    Poor David should have used the Sleeper. Much less risk.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    what happens in thailand, doesn't stay in thailand, people.
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    Image of EatMySleep EatMySleep
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    He was a devout hedonist. I can respect that.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/12/09

    @EatMySleep: I'm only a cunning linguist.
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    Image of Bklynexpat Bklynexpat
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    Men can be kinky little monkeys sometimes, people! Get over it. Back in the day (the 90s), I was a 900 line girl and I regularly got requests from a man who wanted a dominatrix to put a thin glass pipe in his urethra and then step on his penis, so the glass would break in there. He also liked to put light bulbs in his ass. I've also heard of people putting small rodents in their asses. Men, and some women, like to get freaky. Let's not all jump on the ninja conspiracy band wagon!
    That is all.
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    Image of clipper clipper
    06/11/09

    @Bklynexpat: Man that rodent thing is just plain irresponsible. You think that poor little mouse wants to be up there? Animal cruelty, I say.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/11/09

    @clipper: Here here! At least use dung-beetles.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Or at least use Jesse Watters.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Um, how do you masturbate if you're bound by your wrists? Uh, my friend wants to know.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    I knew someone who liked to get tied up to relax. It's the same concept as the isolation tank/sensory deprivation chamber, or when kids conk out in a playpen, for that matter. The constriction and "smallness" brings a deep relaxation, evidently. But then he started criticizing my knot tying and I was like, you know what, Houdini? Find a fucking Boy Scout to do it, I'm out.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    What let you down, Bookish? The Stevedore's Knot or the Midshipman's Hitch?


    Dyb dyb dyb.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    @DevilsAvocado: Hi, DA! How is winter down there and all the little avocados? I think it might have been the figure eight, sadly. Knot formation not my strong suit.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:


    It's fucking freezing, Bookish. And avocadoes dislike the cold. Hence, we are all flying north for a month. Look for me by Homer's wine-dark sea as of next Monday. I'll be the one with a gargantuan, frosty beer, a plate of kofte, and a satisfied grin on my face.


    How's your summer going? Read any good books lately?

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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Leo is hella hot and I'd happily investigate for you all whether the rumors about him are true or not.


    [stylescenes.latimes.com]

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/10/09

    @AndIAmTellingYou: What are these rumors, and I am willing to volunteer my services to confirm the accuracy of your investigation.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/10/09

    @misslinda: Pay close attention to the photo linked above..
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Naked and bound in front of the family fireplace?


    Maybe this was during Christmas when the smell of eggnog and baking would make Dave feel familiar yet mysterious yearnings for hoofed animals and older men who were fond of young children.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: You know where that always leads? Splitting a canned ham. Now you know those pineapple rings are just for decoration.
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    06/10/09

    @BadUncle: Spoken like a true anti-environmental conservative! I have it on good authority that pineapple rings make superb cock rings. Reuse, recycle!
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: Note to self: If offered pineapple upside-down cake feign diabetes.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    This is my second American Psycho reference of the day, but I'm thinking that this is like the end of the movie/book where he goes back to Paul Allen/Owen's (not sure why they changed it for the movie) apartment and it was all cleaned out and repainted. It't not like ninjas are going to leave a calling card. They're ninjas for fucks sake.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Maybe these aren't your father's ninjas.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
    Looks like Leo's off to a quick start on the whole family thing:
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Lulz.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Who among us can honestly say we haven't at one time or another come perilously close to terminal masturbation?
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle: Terminal masturbation is too difficult. I can barely type with two hands as it is.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @blix: You should get a Wacom tablet, then.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle:


    You obviously know not of what you speak. The intense scabbing will usually prevent one from reaching the fatal state.

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