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    Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics

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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    "If your boyfriend wants a three-way with you and his hot, underage Chilean housekeeper and you deny him, it's bad for his self esteem and will only make him look to another woman if you don't give him what he wants."

    "If your boyfriend asks you to buy Christmas presents for all his other lovers and you say no, then what you're really saying is that you don't want to be his girlfriend anymore."

    "If your boyfriend asks you to take his serrated kitchen knife and 'hide it somewhere for awhile' and you quickly realize it is covered in dried blood and clumps of long hair and you say, 'Hell no, I'm not taking this', that says you're just not supportive enough of him and he should leave you for someone who stands by him."

    "If your boyfriend wants to comment anonymously on a gossip blog about how jacked-up it is for you to be a role model for other young women who might actually listen to you, by all means, let him do it."
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    Devendra Banhart! I was trying to remember his name this weekend!!
    The most I could come up with was
    "That hipster dude that dated Princess Naboo...you know who I am talking about right? His hair looks like a Beefeater's hat...?"
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: It's all free-associatively confused in my brain.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/02/09

    @Lysergic Asset: This happens to me too. Whenever one of them is mentioned I spend a good fifteen minutes OCDing in my head "Django Devendra Django Devendra"
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    So are we to assume that Rihanna is over the whole "getting beat in the face" thing? Because it sounds to me that she's not done sending "sexy girl" pics to Chris "Bust me up" Brown anytime soon. And you know what that means. Reunion!

    (Argh. Why do we even bother caring? She should never really speak in public without supervision.)
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I meant to send my monologue (see top of page) in response to what you said, because it was your comment that prompted me to write it.
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 12/02/09 12:21 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    LiLo and Sam are this era's Liz and Dick. Glad to see they are back on good terms. Those crazy kids.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    Well, naturally, when I want relationship advice, the first person I turn to is Rihanna...

    You know who I feel bad for, RiRi? People in abusive relationships.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    I'm going to just say it. I cannot stand Rihanna. I think she cannot sing and her songs are crap. I have no idea how she scored a record deal in the first place aside from having "the look" that was marketable. And she needs to go away if she continues making these ridiculous comments. She needs to go away anyway.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    12/02/09

    @bboston88: I don't mind her music, but yeah, the quote in question is profoundly stupid.
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    Image of 7states 7states
    12/02/09

    @bboston88: I never had a problem with her either way until she conveniently decided to speak out about domestic violence right as her album came out.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    @7states: Yes. This. Times a million.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/02/09

    @DahlELama: @7states: She said she was speaking out because she realized the influence she has on young girls. So by that logic she is now convincing young girls to text naked pictures of themselves? Yeah, like that's going to end well for everyone involved.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    @mfnher: Ah, yes, because she didn't have any influence on young girls until about a month ago...when her album was released! Fortunately, she got it just in time to help tweens make poor decisions that will haunt them forever. Phew.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    "50 Cent carries $25,000 on his person at all times "just in case..."

    In an interesting coincidence, I carry 50 cents on my person at all times.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: Ha!
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    Sendimg the lady flowers.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    Sometimes the popular press burbles up a quote that just takes one's breath away.

    if you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him

    I'm not even pro or con this sentiment; I'm just awestruck, pondering how a million or so individuals -- who no doubt think of themselves as worldly, and with some justification -- are going to try to process that comment.

    Personally, I can't wait. Don't let me down, cultural indignation and knee-jerk reactions!
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    Edited by skahammer at 12/02/09 8:37 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of maxiepad maxiepad
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    how do you call that weird red thing that hangs off a, mmm, rooster's head? well, she's got it right
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    skahammer promoted this comment maxiepad was starred maxiepad was unstarred
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    12/02/09

    @maxiepad: I believe that's the comb.

    Didn't grow up on the farm, did you?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/02/09

    @skahammer: And the part on the bottom is the wattle.
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    Edited by son of spam at 12/02/09 8:29 AM son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    "Nick Jonas : Jonas Brothers :: John : The Beatles"

    So he's dead?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/02/09

    @Airvault: Don't you know that if you play a Jonas Brothers record backwards it says "John is dead?"
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/02/09

    @Mike Jahn: I always imagined it would say something like "The swarthy one's gay."
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    I'm happy to get naked pictures of my girlfriend, but I don't see why, exactly you'd absolutely have to have them. In general you can see your girlfriend naked in person if you want.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/02/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Exactly. As a woman, I don't understand this. Seeing it in a photo doesn't do anything for me. Having it right in front of me is the only thing getting worked up about.

    I'm married and my husband can see my bits any time he wants. Of course, I suspect (and don't even mind) that he would rather see photos of other women's bits.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: Yeah, girls who read my blog fairly often send me pictures of themselves naked - and that's fun because they are not my girlfriend.

    With my girlfriend I can not only see her bits I can smell, touch and taste them!
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/02/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I'm not even gay and that last sentence gives me the heebie jeebs. And . . . bits? Bits is what you find in kibble and computers.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @gawkimo: This is what comes from being an American living in an ex pat ghetto where almost all the other anglophones are from the UK.

    Bits is just UK slang for pussy.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Hudgens and Rihanna all need costars for their pics/vids. I suggest the Jonas Brothers.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    12/02/09

    @Mike Jahn: Or each other.
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    Image of Frecklepup Frecklepup
    12/02/09

    In reply to Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
    C'mon, Gawker. You just broke a cardinal rule of entertainment journalism: The words "Will Ferrell" and "genius" may never appear in the same paragraph. Focus, people.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/02/09

    @Frecklepup: Stewie Griffin was completely justified in slapping Will Ferrell.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Had he been able to see a few years into the future, I'm sure he would've added a kick in the nads. Which would also have been completely justified.
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