Nothing in the Copperfield camp's statements denies that he raped her. It just says she had a nice time. And she's a lying bitch, everyone says so. So it's okay to rape her, right?
Let's just get it out of the way: "So lady, you're saying David Copperfield made your passport disappear, put his magic wand in you, made you perform a swallowing trick and an underwater gag then forced you to pull a snake out of his pants?"
See this is why it almost makes sense to have ubiquitous cameras, recording everything that happens between people everywhere. It would certainly help with the backlog in the courts, and prevent innocents from getting murdered by the state. Nothing to hide? Nothing to worry about it. Nudity? We'd get used to it within weeks. It really bugs me that we can't get definitive answers to what happened during reported crimes.
Physical evidence, i.e., proof of rape, is going to be hard to show. Is Copperfield/Kotkin claiming no sexual congress whatsoever? She had opportunity to secure her own "blue dress" over the course of many days being abused by him. Something's off here...
@BookishLookish: No, that's a depravity ring, dear daughter. That's what Satan gives you when he wants to hurt heterosexual men and turn them into homos.
And generally when a celebrity issues such an invitation to a non-celebrity and says "oh, by the way, don't bring your boyfriend; there won't be any room for him on my private island" it ought to raise a red flag.
This man also claims to have found an honest-to-deity Fountain of Youth on this very island. While her story doesn't completely add up, it certainly seems plausible because this guy has a serious case of the cray cray.
@kookla: Well technically, at least from the post above, it sounds like he never actually did (used a dildo, made her masturbate him, go down on him)...
It seems like the things he is offering in his defense would be very easy to prove. Witnesses, photos, etc. It does seem like the silliest possible thing to go to an island where your boyfriend is not welcome, but I can imagine believing that there would be lots of other people there, and being excited about the chance.
Let's just say I give Copperfield the benefit of the doubt and say this all happened "consensually." He's still a creepy ass motherfucker with date-rapey eyes and really bad hair plugs. If I had him hovering over me making an "O" face, I couldn't get to the authorities fast enough to file a lawsuit for mental anguish.
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My first thought as well.
And generally when a celebrity issues such an invitation to a non-celebrity and says "oh, by the way, don't bring your boyfriend; there won't be any room for him on my private island" it ought to raise a red flag.
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The Pledge (something ordinary): Going to a David Copperfield Show.
The Turn (ordinary into extraordinary) : Going back stage and being invited to his private caribbean island.
The Prestige (never seen before): Having him jerk off on your tits.
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He was heard screaming: "If it was good enough for Claudia Schiffer, it's good enough for some promotional model from Spokane!" Evil man, Copperfield.