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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/19/09

    In reply to Local Reporter Makes It Big
    But how would he handle a beaver golden shower?
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Local Reporter Makes It Big
    Roger I love you and your goofy ways. And the condescending eytloving way Pat Kiernan deals with you.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Local Reporter Makes It Big
    Roger Clark is a national treasure!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/19/09

    In reply to Local Reporter Makes It Big
    Aww, Roger. Don't let it get you down. Letterman is no Pat Kiernan. Truthfully.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/19/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    "The song that's gunna be sang"

    Oh baby!
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/19/09

    In reply to Local Reporter Makes It Big
    Gee, Dave, why are you watching NY1? I didn't think they showed that in Connecticut.

    Oh, right. Your wife kicked you out and you're at the Roosevelt with Don Draper.
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    Image of The Recession Is Over The Recession Is Over
    11/19/09

    @daveyjonesisdead: Shit. I want to move into the Roosevelt now... Think about the parties that must be getting start at the bar with the two of them slinking around.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    In Halderman's defense, the idea for the screenplay based on Dave boning the intern was his "B" pitch--his "A" pitch was a biopic of the life of Larry "Bud" Melman starring Jamie Foxx. Dave and his production company, Worldwide Pants, a name we all have come to a, um, deeper understanding of, wisely took a pass. Although come to think of it, maybe "pass" is a poor choice of phrase.... #davidletterman
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    His plot is working. I'd pay $2 million not to see Dave dicking an intern on the silver screen. #davidletterman
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Hey, if Dave testifies in open court, will he bring along Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra to provide rim shots and snide interjections? #davidletterman
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    "And blackmail was just a casting suggestion!" #davidletterman
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    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Hey, if you want to pitch, you gotta get in the door somehow, right? I think it was worth a shot.... Hey Spielberg, I know about you and that actress. Call me. #davidletterman
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    This is directly from the movie "The Player." Extortion shrouded in the barely deniable "pitch." Just watch the second to last scene in The Player. #davidletterman
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Robert "Joe" Halderman goes by Joe so as not to be associated with infamous Nixon-era grifter H.R. "Bob" Haldeman; fates have other plans. #davidletterman
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    What? Pay me $2million dollars for the rights to this screenplay that I am ABOUT to write, which.. ahem...will out you as an intern fucking, filthy old man.

    Hollywood often buys screenplays just to squash them.

    This just might work! #davidletterman
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    He was just following the old maxim: Write what you know. #davidletterman
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    I have a copy of the synopsis he sent to Dave.

    "It'll be a story about a late night host named 'Dan Ledderman' who is beloved by everyone, but who secretly has an affair with my live-in girlfriend and then refuses to pay me $1,000,000 and has his brake lines cut. You ruined my life, you son of a bitch. Fade to black."

    Honest misunderstanding. #davidletterman
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    11/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: working title: Take my wife, Please #davidletterman
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