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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Kudos to you for "Hefner chew toy."

    Also, how did the Kardashians escape being cast in "Jersey Shore?"
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Indie Rock Hanukkah!! Hell yeah.

    So who has the tabs of acid?
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    His face and neck look like a piece of scrap paper.
    His teeth...I have no words.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/12/09

    @deardearfriend: Must say: the psychedelic cats and scary trees doodle theme that I employed from 9th grade through college was waaay better than this.
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    12/12/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Then surely you've immortalized them on your face, yes?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/12/09

    @deardearfriend: No, I've only gotten as far as the Made In America tramp stamp.
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    12/12/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: You can never go wrong with the classics.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Foster, I see your Indie Rock Hanukkah and raise you one guitar riff. L'Chaim, sucka!!
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    12/12/09

    @DennyCrane: This is my favorite (though the video here is beyond strange):
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    Image of cellardoor cellardoor
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    not obscure
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/12/09

    @cellardoor: OK hotshot... I bet you haven't heard of The Velvet Underground though. They sang about PCP back in the '40s or something like that! The more you know...
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Its much easier for Axl to beat people up nowadays. He just uses his walker.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    I have to guess that the guys in Good Charlotte know they suck really hard, and have a great sense of humor about it. And chicks dig funny guys. That's the only way I can make sense of it.
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    Image of musicmope musicmope
    12/12/09

    @katekate is squared: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there was a band called Spacehog. Google Image their wives.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/12/09

    @musicmope: Hahaha, I remember that one song of theirs. And I liked it, but I'm perfectly willing to admit that I have terrible taste.

    Maybe that's the key we're missing here. I'm not a hot model, but I imagine some of them must share both my bad taste and my complete lack of shame about it.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/12/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Was it Mungo City? Because I freakin love that song for reasons I can't explain.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/12/09

    @DahlELama: Nah, "In the Meantime." Never heard any of their other songs.

    (I have YouTubed "Mungo City" and find it not to my tastes, but it's not bad.)
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus.

    Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ronald Reagan, Betsy Ross, your grandfather, Robert Pattinson, your grandmother, George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., and that lady on the Supreme Court who achieved so much even if most of her views are wrong.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares...
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    Image of starke starke
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    no foster, you don't have an ear infection. you have been infected with the spirit of oscar wilde! i swear it! that is all.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"...

    She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love to revisit my DVDs and hear the late, great John Spencer bellow from his desk, "MARGARET!" -- and NiCole Robinson would appear and be hilarious without fail.

    I read the dog story. I have no thoughts on it. And I will wait till New Moon is on cable to see it. But thank you for the Talking Heads clip. It reminds me that I have to replace my broken Stop Making Sense DVD...
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: OH. Wait. NiCole Robinson is Margaret? She's great! I still don't get why she's talking about J-Lo's dog, but she's awesome. They should've given her more scene with Lily Tomlin in the fourth season. And I stopped watching after that except for the last season.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes of gay BDSM crossover fanfiction.
     Reply
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate.

    Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm enjoying this slightly pain-crazed version of you.
     Reply
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass.
    I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working.
    Oh Foster, you make me love you.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way.
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