Mayor Bill has doomed us all to another four years of Soviet winter with his mishandling of Staten Island Chuck, and Phil, the Punxsatawney stalwart, confirms winter will continue for at least another six weeks.
Though last year it was January 19th, this year Britain has declared that today, November 1st, is their most depressing day of the year. On account of the approaching cold and dark, consuming everyone. At least it's almost over, guys!
Today is officially the Most Depressing Day of the year. Thanks a lot, MLK!
Last night on CBS's Kid Nation, the show on which unaccompanied minors live in a ghost town, learn autocratic values and do immature things to each other with only an apathetic camera crew to watch, hilariously evil baby-oligarch Sophia filled a bucket with what looked like crap (really rotting vegetables, oatmeal…
