Pieces of NASA's six ton, out of control Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite will soon smash into the earth, according to a somewhat unconcerned NASA. The space agency in statement said that the risk of people being crushed by falling debris is "extremely small," and the Telegraph spoke with a scientist who said…
[A bird eerily sits in view of Seattle's Space Needle just days after thousands of birds dropped dead from the sky over an Arkansas town. We're screwed. Image via AP]
The New York Post has two stories today about hobbyists and amateurs building and flying their own drones around New York. Sounds like fun! Relaxed restrictions mean "the number of drones patrolling the nation's skies is expected to 'explode.'"
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today showed off his newest weapon — an unmanned Karrar bomber drone, or The Ambassador of Death. But, according to Ahmadinejad, the drone is not just for killing, it carries a "message of peace and friendship."
The British Ministry of Defence just upped the ante in the race to build the best killer robot with a stealth, intercontinental drone named after the Celtic god of thunder, Taranis. American Predator and Reaper drones look like bitches now.
Canada, that den of thieves suspiciously crouching directly above us, is a hotbed of anti-American extremist violence. That is why the Department of Homeland Security is dismantling a pretty sign at a border crossing.
You know what was a great idea? To send a low-flying plane cruising down the Hudson river this morning, days after a dude was fired for authorizing a similar flight that scared New York.
Birds hate us, and our way of life. Specifially the flying part of our way of life. So for a hundred years they've been hurling themselves into our aircraft, as a Times investigation now reveals.
Moments ago, walls were rattled, countless takes ruined, and nerves frayed by an unidentified flying something that just buzzed the sky about the Warner Bros. lot. Writes a spooked operative:
