I could channel God for them, but I doubt seriously He would want His message soiled by delivery through the WaPo. Perhaps Fox News has a similar contest?
@Rev. Paul T. Hipple:
God is already a Gawker commenter. No seriously, he had an account and everything. Don't know if he uploaded his avatar yet or not.
@Nic Fit: They "over-issued" to make up for that. And I'll guess that the strike price on those options is nice and low so they're "in the money" as soon as possible. There's a zillion ways to game the system, especially when you run the place. You know, the "Golden Rule" - he who has the gold...
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And if they don't pick me, it will just prove that WaPo doesn't care about semi-Hellenic armadillos.
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God is already a Gawker commenter. No seriously, he had an account and everything. Don't know if he uploaded his avatar yet or not.
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/Idiocracy
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I was interested until right about then! Though really, copy/pasting a tumblr is at Washington Post standards, so it may still be worth a go.
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