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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    As my grandmother would say, "Uch, the goyim."
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    "...led Lender's to sell its frozen bagels pre-sliced, even before they hit the Midwest in the 1970s."
    Nice!

    Of course the South doesn't have this problem because they don't know how to make bagels right.
    Le sigh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: You mean Lender's hockey pucks, of course. Thems ain't bagels.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    How about hot grits-related injuries, or getting thumped with a ham hock?
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    It's lunchtime. Let's be safe out there.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    Was going to wax poetic about the type of grandiose idiot who can't slice a bagel until I remembered cutting three out of five fingers opening a package of hotdogs at Girl Scout (cook with butane on an upended coffee can i.e. all kinds of dangerous, pee in a sour wooden box, sleep on a damp "damp from years of pee" mattress and generally have a pungent suck-ass time in the woods for selling fifty boxes of Thin Mints.) camp.

    So, yeah, can't really comment.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    I've never in my life cut my finger while slicing a bagel. I feel so alienated.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    I'm sad to hear about what happens to these turkeys. Shame on Disney... I hope they take better care of their other animals. But on a much happier note, Happy (Healthy) Turkey Day, everybody!!
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    Image of SkinnyNerd SkinnyNerd
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    Why didn't he bow?
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California

    Something delightfully Chamber of Commercey about the way most powerful man in the world, the President of the United States, gives a plug to "thank Jaindl's Turkey Farm in Orefield, Pennsylvania, for donating those dressed birds for dinner."
    Happy Thanksgiving, to all!
    (click to see image)
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    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    He is such a nerd. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE
    PALIN: There you go.
    TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOB--AAAAACKKKKKK!
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    We all go to Reseda, some day, to die.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/25/09

    @badhatharry: god I love sherman oaks
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    11/25/09

    tries again

    [www.calpernia.com]
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    Image of MisterMustard MisterMustard
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    What a great Dad he must be.
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/25/09

    @MisterMustard: When he goosed Malia around 6:00 as she reached out to touch the turkey to try to scare her, I thought of how much my dad would have done the same thing.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    Those girls are so beautiful. And he does look like a large chicken.
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    Is it wrong that I love this? It's ridiculous, but I really enjoy a completely unpolitical moment in stupid American tradition.

    And Obama is funny. On purpose. I love that too.
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