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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/01/09

    In reply to Cop Killer Cop Killed
    My myopic eyes aided by 5 year old scratched bifocals read "Mike Huckabee was killed by Seattle cops this morning." Don't get my hopes up, OK?
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/01/09

    In reply to Cop Killer Cop Killed
    Justice delivered.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/01/09

    In reply to Cop Killer Cop Killed
    On Monday, officers detained a sister of Clemmons who they think treated the suspect's gunshot wound.

    "We believe she drove him up to Seattle and bandaged him up," Troyer said.

    The News Tribune reported that Clemmons' wounded had been bandaged with duct tape and cotton balls.

    [my ital.]
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @Mount_Prion: That is how MrMomof3 would probably bandage someone up.... every fix it project in our home utilizes duct tape.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: At least MrMomof3 would use cotton balls, I'm not sure mrlinda would go that extra mile.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/01/09

    @misslinda & momof3wildkids: Awwww. Might I suggest Mr Kappa's Ultimate Panacea? Gaff tape. It holds those pesky cotton balls in place *and* it doesn't remove the top layer of your skin.
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    Image of AmendmentForOne AmendmentForOne
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: There is nothing that duct tape cannot fix. ... except, uh, maybe the economy. Unless you want to duct tape those responsible to anchors and toss them into the Atlantic. Then ... maybe.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @AmendmentForOne: If you haven't seen this.. duct tape features prominently.
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    Image of AmendmentForOne AmendmentForOne
    12/01/09

    @momof3wildkids: Incredible
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/02/09

    @AmendmentForOne: Sadly, it is my life.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    In reply to Cop Killer Cop Killed
    "A Seattle police patrolman working by himself in the hours before dawn..."

    I'm not buying it. Where was Mike Huckabee? Enquiring® minds want to know.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    As my grandmother would say, "Uch, the goyim."
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    "...led Lender's to sell its frozen bagels pre-sliced, even before they hit the Midwest in the 1970s."
    Nice!

    Of course the South doesn't have this problem because they don't know how to make bagels right.
    Le sigh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/30/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: You mean Lender's hockey pucks, of course. Thems ain't bagels.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    How about hot grits-related injuries, or getting thumped with a ham hock?
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    It's lunchtime. Let's be safe out there.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    Was going to wax poetic about the type of grandiose idiot who can't slice a bagel until I remembered cutting three out of five fingers opening a package of hotdogs at Girl Scout (cook with butane on an upended coffee can i.e. all kinds of dangerous, pee in a sour wooden box, sleep on a damp "damp from years of pee" mattress and generally have a pungent suck-ass time in the woods for selling fifty boxes of Thin Mints.) camp.

    So, yeah, can't really comment.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    I've never in my life cut my finger while slicing a bagel. I feel so alienated.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    I'm sad to hear about what happens to these turkeys. Shame on Disney... I hope they take better care of their other animals. But on a much happier note, Happy (Healthy) Turkey Day, everybody!!
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    Image of SkinnyNerd SkinnyNerd
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    Why didn't he bow?
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California

    Something delightfully Chamber of Commercey about the way most powerful man in the world, the President of the United States, gives a plug to "thank Jaindl's Turkey Farm in Orefield, Pennsylvania, for donating those dressed birds for dinner."
    Happy Thanksgiving, to all!
    (click to see image)
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 11/25/09 5:11 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    He is such a nerd. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/25/09

    In reply to Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
    TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE
    PALIN: There you go.
    TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOB--AAAAACKKKKKK!
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    Edited by MrInBetween at 11/25/09 3:46 PM MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
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