From other press accounts, Rowe received around $6 million from her former husband, with whom she had two kids, over the years. Considering that he made maybe $1 billion in his lifetime, if she's a golddigger, she's the worst one ever.
Frankly, I'm surprised that Debbie's first response to everyone at the Post was to threaten to sue them, instead of to threaten to kick their asses. Because, you know, she probably would.
Every time I read about the fairy tale romance between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, I pause for a moment to ponder my own fairy tale romance with Tony Roma's, Famous For Ribs.
I swear to God, if Tony Roma ever breaks up with me, I will freak the fuck out.
@scroll_lock: And, if I'm not mistaken, baby's also got motherfucking loaded mashed potatoes in there somewhere. That's why I'll always love my Tony Roma's.
If I were one of those positive-body-image-undermining creeps, I might say that Jessica should shout "beep! beep! beep!" into the microphone before she backs up on stage. You know, for safety's sake.
But I'm not, so I won't. Besides, I think she looks damn good in that picture.
Oh, I really don't want to defend Jessica Simpson, but it really is shitty to dump someone the night before her birthday, especially if she's planning some huge party.
Also - wasn't there a blind item a few weeks about about a celeb who was losing her hair because of extensions? I thought it was for a reality star, but maybe it was Lindsay.
@J. Frank Parnell: I actually purchased the rights to the Mix-a-Lot name and portfolio during his second bankruptcy in 2002.
All it got me was a lot of irate creditors from unknown countries calling my home at bizarre hours, but it was still worthwhile for the personalized license plate alone.
The UWS is lousy with celebs and "celebs" already, so I don't think it'll matter. They live around Central Park West, away from the riff-raff (us) and send "the help" out for the Pampers. Angie and Brad might make a few photo-ops trips to Gray's and there might be the odd sighting here and there, but don't expect to see them holding up the line at the local Starbucks every day.
Also, skip Zabar's bagels and go next door to H&H. Yeah, they're overrated, but often the bagels are still warm from the oven and that is just heaven.
@VoxPopuli: True I never get a bagel at Zabar's. Always H&H and I don't think they're overrated but sometimes they're not worth the homeless guy that holds the door for you and wants to be paid for that.
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That may not be a bad thing, per se. But it would depend if the man wanted to date her or rub her with garlic. Just sayin.
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I swear to God, if Tony Roma ever breaks up with me, I will freak the fuck out.
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Sports fans + newspaper comment section = illiterate moron festival!
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But I'm not, so I won't. Besides, I think she looks damn good in that picture.
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Also - wasn't there a blind item a few weeks about about a celeb who was losing her hair because of extensions? I thought it was for a reality star, but maybe it was Lindsay.
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Surely this is the end for me.
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All it got me was a lot of irate creditors from unknown countries calling my home at bizarre hours, but it was still worthwhile for the personalized license plate alone.
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Just watch how I do it, and you'll pick up plenty of useful tips.
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Also, skip Zabar's bagels and go next door to H&H. Yeah, they're overrated, but often the bagels are still warm from the oven and that is just heaven.
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