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Madea And Jason Duel Over Lackluster Oscar-Weekend B.O.

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and momentous at the movies. This week, Madea slaughters Jason, and Oscar slays everybody. More »

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Isla Fisher, Clive Owen Massacred in 'Friday the 13th' Bloodbath

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and machete-wielding at the movies. This week: Isla shops, Clive broods, Joaquin departs (we think), and pretty much everyone at Camp Crystal Lake dies. More »

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Psychic Dakota Fanning Sadly Didn't See Drew Barrymore's Steamroller Coming

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and neither here nor there at the movies. This week: America's Into You, Oscar shorts go to war, and Push comes to shove. More »

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Liam Neeson Wants To Kick Your Ass (Even Yours, Zellweger)

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and quaintly Zellwegerian at the movies. This week: Liam Neeson battles the Blartocalypse, Elizabeth Banks goes bad, and The Class is in session. More »

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Werewolves Devour Brendan Fraser In Bloody Box-Office Tragedy

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your bulletproof guide to everything new, noteworthy and potentially misconceived at the movies. This week, werewolves attack, Brendan Fraser slums (again), and the Weinsteins dump Mickey Rourke. More »

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Mall Cop, Serial Killer, Stray Dogs Vie For Clint Eastwood's Cash Crown

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and nightmarish at the movies. This week: Blart saves, Biggie lives and My Bloody Valentine sucks in three dimensions. More »

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Do You Prefer Your Anti-Nazi Oscar Bait With Daniel Craig or Viggo Mortensen?

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your radically truncated guide to what's new, noteworthy and/or foolhardy enough to open on the last weekend of the year at the movies.

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Your Favorite Stars Join Holiday Box-Office Fight to the Death

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or mortifying at the movies. This week: Hollywood gets stuck in your chimney delivering Benjamin Button and four other holiday blockbuster hopefuls.

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Jim Carrey Battles Will Smith For Holiday-Fiasco Heavyweight Belt

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or potentially toxic at the movies. This week: Will Smith is bad, Jim Carrey is affirmative, and Mickey Rourke takes a beating for Oscar.

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Keanu Reeves Devastates 'Doubt,' 'Che,' Rest of Earth

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or Keanu-rrific at the movies. This week: Earth is doomed, Clint is done, and Che is looooonnng.

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