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more about #defamer more comments → NotChoinski: 1 - Charlie Brown. "Toast", "Popcorn", and "Pretzel Sticks" are just code words. more » Matt Cherette: I can't stop laughing at the random "Not Eva Longoria" ending of the first one, as if I would have EVER guessed Eva Longoria. more » friend_of_a_friend: I don't understand 1. How does this dinner end up being anything but a turkey plus 12 sides of pot brownies? Does somebody have a recipe for meth lac... more » scroll_lock: 2. The Travoltas and his Gayle King more » scroll_lock: 3. Could this one be more boring? Is that possible? "Guess which starlet went to DMV and checked the box saying she'd never had her license suspended... more » SpyMagician: You know what this all means, right? Come 2040, the meta layers of retro ironic quirk will smother us all! Also, what will the 2010+ years be like? ... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: The America of the aughts will not be remembered well. Started with a stolen election, then moved on through 9/11, anthrax, Iraq, Katrina, Afghanistan... more » belltolls: Darren Aronofsky has a lifetime cool exemption...as he should. more » raincoaster: As ever, "Make somebody shitloads of money" = "Get out of jail free" card more » Magister: The television list was just too trendy to take seriously. Year-end or decade-end lists are a natural post, but it's like the person from the Hollywoo... more » Juancho: John Lee Hancock has always had cash rolling in as an in-demand screenwriter (particularly on rewrites). Kind of a nice gig to fall back on. I should... more » Helio: "boy, that must've been a fun crowd to hang around with" I think it must be indicative of the overwhelmingly bad shit that's have happened. Basically... more » fatmonalisa: As a person who worked in the entertainment industry for the better part of this decade I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us. We knew it s... more » PaisleyPajamas: On "The Grosses Speak Law," doesn't this have its tentacles in "The Big Cool Friend Exemption?" Not in terms so much of getting household names commi... more » Mike Jahn: The decade began with hanging chads and ended with Lady Gaga. Next. more » -
#blinditems
Which Celeb Serves Drugs for Thanksgiving Dinner?
Between our high-flying Julia Child, a celeb couple that invites the mistress over for the main meal, and a Twilight star lying about being a Native America, we're serving up a whole bunch of turkeys this morning. Gooble, gooble. More » -
#the00s
The Best of 00's Derby: Was It the Age of Quirk?
The last five weeks of every decade generally bring a frenzy of media list-making. However, in this first decade of the blogging era, the cataloging of best and worsts should approach H1N1 emergency levels. More » -
#rulesofhollywood
The Rules of Director Jail
Show business does not (yet) have its own judicial branch empowered to imprison and, if necessary, torture people who commit unspeakable crimes against studio profits. It does however, have an even more effective tool at its disposal — director jail. More » -
#coverlies
Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
Question: What do Sarah Palin's new book and Vogue magazine have in common? Answer: Both are glossy, insubstantial, and full of lies. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Celeb Couple Is the Ultimate Hollywood Beard?
It's a trick as old as Rock Hudson: make the gay star date a hot starlet so no one knows his secret. That's about as crazy as an actress who had her boobs done four times. Put it to rest! More » -
#avatariscoming
The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 1
For over a decade, the world has waited for James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. But now that Avatar has at last arrived how are we to prepare ourselves for the fact that it might be godawful? More » -
#thenicegirls
You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
Seems only yesterday our culture was run by racism-ranting heiresses, rampaging redheads and self-mutilating pop stars. Suddenly, the whole culture is being run by bleacher-sitting T-shirt-wearing dorks who celebrate life-long commitment. This can't be good for democracy. More » -
#moguls
Dreamworks Hold on Hollywood Democrats Continues into the Obama Era
The White House is set to announce the guest list for its first state dinner, and among the few invitees from Hollywood are Messieurs Spielberg, Katzenberg and Geffen, sealing the DreamWorks trio's rep as any Democratic President's BFFs in Hollywood. More » -
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#nancycartwright
Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed
Nancy Cartwright is the voice of Bart Simpson. She is also a famous Scientologist. She is also selling her son's bedroom furniture for $500. Need some shelves? More »
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#foureyedfuck
Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Actor Is Seducing Straight Men?
Celebrity does have it's charm, but this gay actor is said to lure straight costars into bed. Compared to that, a drunk actor, a busted-haired singer, and a celeb wannabe are just rubes. Let's follow the lucky charms, shall we? More » -
#failures
Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
Oh, Tucker Max: he gave sleazy Encyclopedia Brotanica-eque website AskMen.com an interview. Given the chance to speak freely, he starts his egomanical blame game all over again. This time, blame: Middle America, The Man, His Artistry, and His Producers. Awesome!
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
What Actress Is Leaving Her Celeb Husband Because He's Addicted to World of Warcraft?
Loving a nerd is one thing, but who could stand a guy constantly plugged into an online universe? Is it worse than a wife who gets frisky in a hot tub or a singer pimped out by a rap star? More » -
#valleyspawn
Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
Courtenay Semel, the sapphic spawn of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is quoted in the lesbian magazine Curve dissing former lady friend Lindsay Lohan. Then she complains that the media twists her relationships. The nerve of this one.
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#turningpoints
Oprah Makes It Official: She's Leaving Syndicated TV in 2011
And thus an era ends. As rumored she would, Oprah Winfrey announced today that she will give up her syndicated show to focus on building her cable network.
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#explainer
Why Is Sandra Bullock Still a Star?
She's made more bombs than the Krupp Arms Works and yet Hollywood keeps giving her the keys to its kingdom. This weekend, Sandra Bullock is back again in The Blind Side.
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#compilations
Nicolas Cage: The Worst Actor of His Generation
Nicolas Cage is completely broke. One theory is that he spent money more frivolously than the people who paid to see Wicker Man in theaters. Our theory at Gawker.TV is that he is the worst actor ever. Here's proof. [Gawker.TV] -
#recaps
Glee: Don't Stand So Close to Us
It's a testament to the power of this show that it manages to be great even with an hour that is inundated with slow, sappy songs. We weren't into the inspirational music, but Glee is still our endless love. More »
