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more about #defamer more comments → mommy_dearest: 1. Rob Schneider was in that show Men Behaving Badly a ways back. more » unclevanya: 1) Wink Martendale 2) Betty Whitepowder 3) Hayley (Case 25 with the fro) from Deal or No Deal more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I am just going to pretend Coke Mom is Palin. It amuses me. more » iplaudius: I would love to see Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn take turns cutting this bitch. more » mrs_hevesi: i really like her Ms. Marvel corset thingy! more » DennyCrane: 1) All of them. Ha! 2) Please forward this item to Child Services. 3) Is this a blind item or a recap from Brothers and Sisters? more » Tremonius: 1) Still, that waitress that went public most recently wouldn't have, except the message on her answering machine alerting her his wife had invaded hi... more » Niko Bellic: I just love that whole I am not gay, I just like having sex with people of my own gender thing. Does it mean that I am gay, since I am not cool like t... more » AngriestGeek: Not to be cruel, but if Coke Mom were Debra Messing, wouldn't she be a lot...thinner? more » resipsaloquacious: 1. Arnold Palmer more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: That's the kind of proper English lady I'd love to take home to mother! more » Motoko Kusanagi: English women just don't do the LA look well AT ALL. more » BowlingForDollars: You know that saying, "There's no such thing as too rich or too thin?" The latter part of that statement, applied here, is false. Plus, bitch looks ... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Based on this clip, Madonna was wise to divorce him more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Is there anything Hugh Grant won't fuck? Anything? Anything? Bueller? more » -
#recaps
Glee: Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking
Wow, who ever thought that a show about a band of lovable losers could be so dark? We were crying tears of sadness instead of our usual tears of joy. It still felt pretty good, but damn! More » -
#blinditems
Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?
In the most shockingly easy item ever, this star has been diddling club hostesses and waitresses. Who could it be? Also, the return of Coke Mom and another old gem about keeping it in the family. Blind items are fun! More » -
#fieldguide
Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball
After moving to L.A., this hypersexual British socialite and reality TV star couldn't land a headline, no matter how many nips she slipped or how much body paint she wore. Then, Casey Johnson planted a sex toy in her bed. More » -
#goodgrief
You're A Good Man, Barack Obama: Afghanistan War Meets Classic Animation
Who says A Charlie Brown Christmas and Barack Obama's address on Afghanistan can't make beautiful policy together? In fact, who better than Charlie Brown, undertrodden everyman, to articulate the frustrations of a confused and embattled nation? [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we stroll the fairways of the celeb tabloids. Last week, Star reported Tiger was cheating, this week we learn more. Also: Lindsay's doing coke and Britney found out she's pregnant. [Jezebel] -
#yupshesgay
Meredith Baxter's Surreal Today Show "Confession"
Matt sat down with Meredith Baxter today, because she had a "confession" to make. Did she have a party crashing story to refute? Had she slept with her father? Nope. Turns out the Family Ties mom is gay. [Jezebel] -
#blinditems
Which Singer Laughs at the Handicapped?
'Tis the season for giving, but not for this country star who picked on a wheelchair-bound fan or a celeb babymomma who is looking for charity. Along with a frisky Oscar winner and a role-playing actor, everyone needs some help. More » -
#junketeers
Warner Bros. Luring Media to Hangover DVD Junket with Promise of Vegas Hi-Jinx
It's almost too easy. Picture the nation's reporters in these dying days of media, toiling away in crumbling newsrooms where no sunlight has penetrated since before basic cable. Suddenly in their email box, comes an invitation: Free...Vegas...Bachelor Party... More » -
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#beautifulawards
Spirit Award Nominations Maintain the Zombie-Like Pace of the Oscar Race
If ever a contest was needing shaking up, it is this year's Oscar derby which has a serious dearth of beloved, breakout movies on the board. But today's Spirit Award nominations did only kept the chessboard upright, stalemate intact. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Whore-or Story
Gather a bunch of snobby socialites around a restaurant-prepared turkey and the results are just as boozy, screamy, and terror-y as all of yours. Maybe the rich aren't so different after all. But they're more powerful!
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#blinditems
Which Actress Wears a Wig in Bed?
Nothing destroys a fantasy faster than when a woman removes her wig. Just ask this actress. Also ruining the illusion are an actress who's mean to her kid's teacher and a very jealous actor. We couldn't dream these up! More » -
#lowselfesteem
Alec Baldwin Says All His Movies Suck, Forgets He's Supposed to Be Promoting One
This doesn't bode well for the forthcoming Baldwin-Streep-Martin rom-com. Baldwin the Elder says his film career has been "a complete failure" and he's quitting in 2012. More » -
#franchises
Hollywood Holds Breath as Bourne Series Suddenly Imperiled
When a franchise dies, all of Hollywood sheds a tear. But when a franchise dies prematurely, while it still has years of cash to give, Hollywood goes to battle stations. And tonight, Hollywood stands on the brink. More » -
#thejaylenoexperiment
Is It Time to Cancel Those Leno Obituaries?
It's certainly not a best-case scenario, but in the face of all fears, the end of Jay Leno's ratings free fall doesn't seem bad. At last there are signs the NBC's Jay Leno experiment may have turned a corner. More » -
#sellingmovies
Hollywood's Feel Bad Movie Season Is Upon Us
Each winter, with the coming of awards season, the colors of America's multi-plexes turn from bright pastels to dismal browns and grays as Hollywood strains for gravitas with their takes on the most depressing topics of the day. More » -
#blinditems
Which Actress Got an Eating Disorder While Competing for a Role?
This actress started barfing up her meals to get skinnier than another starlet for a job. Now she can't stop! Also on a tear, a drug-using, dominatrix-loving athlete and a couple of closeted actors. It's enough to make you puke. More » -
#plottwist
Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
Jailhouse tweets: harrowing, educational, and a bad idea if you're dodging the terms of your sentence. In the midst of his prison term for a fatal DUI, Roger Avary blew the whistle on his own short-lived accidental freedom via Twitter. More » -
#beautifulawards
Is The Lovely Bones a Masterpiece or Kinda Lame?
Peter Jackson's long-awaited adaptation of beloved book The Lovely Bones has been one of the few remaining question marks in the Oscar race. It finally faced critics yesterday and the results are all over the place. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel]
