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more about #defamer more comments → CumaeanSibyl: It doesn't surprise me that you're reviewing Avatar without having seen it, since you generally talk like you've never seen a movie in your life. (Wor... more » lesbiansayswhat: Now Ebert comes out to say he loves it: [rogerebert.suntimes.com] I normally would not be attracted to a futuristic movie that uses a plotline as old... more » GlasgowRose: Susie Salmon vs the Slammin' Salmon? Gimme the latter, on a platter. To go. more » Mediahohoho: You know, if you include in the crazy pool people who are insane enough to watch reality TV, the producers should have no shortage of nutbags from whi... more » Airvault: While I've always hesitated to write-off any adaptation simply because it's not the book, it sounds like all Peter Jackson wanted to do was direct his... more » badasscat: You guys do know that anyone can sign up on Facebook under a celebrity's name, right? more » hotpinklovesofa: Have you seen Nikki Stinke's latest attempt to stay relevant and claim some form of exclusivity? God, that woman tries too damn hard. Glad to see sh... more » OldTowneTavern: So, it's going to take a mass celebrity uprising for Zuckerberg and crew to stop acting like assholes with the Facebook privacy issue? Also... Jolie ... more » Steverino Begins: Wait, "sight unseen"? I stopped reading after that. more » heywhat: Well apparently James Cameron thinks this movie is the beginning of something big because he is planning on doing two sequels. more » Aethyr: I'm wondering why so many of the celebrities names have their surnames and first names switched. Last I checked, that's not common on Facebook. more » Dave J.: Why would a celebrity actually need to use Facebook? Does Brad Pitt need to send Facebook messages to Drew Barrymore? more » Juancho: I'm willing to wager most celebrities (like politicians) have assistants who handle their FB crap, and/or 98% of these are outright fakes. more » TriedandTrue: How in the world did Christopher Atkins end up on Angelina's friend list? more » lionel-mandrake: Who'd have thought Michael Douglas lives in New Jersey? more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
#thenicegirls
You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
Seems only yesterday our culture was run by racism-ranting heiresses, rampaging redheads and self-mutilating pop stars. Suddenly, the whole culture is being run by bleacher-sitting T-shirt-wearing dorks who celebrate life-long commitment. This can't be good for democracy. More » -
#annalsofbritney
Britney Scandal Down Under Reignites Debate Over Concert Faking
As a nation, we have clearly settled the question of whether it's okay for Britney Spears to fake a concert. Of course it is. But leave it to Australia to stick their mitts right back in that can of worms. More » -
#moneymatters
To increasingly impoverished Main Street, U.S.A., Britney Spears recently spent $3,000 on candy. Riot!
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#filmschooled
An Analysis Of The Underlying Themes In Britney's New Candie's Commerical
While watching the brand new 30-second Candie's spot starring Britney Spears, I had some deep thoughts. [Jezebel] -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More » -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton is Not Well
Mischa Barton was supposed to be in New York tonight to attend the premiere her of her new movie, Homecoming, which was directed by Morgan Freeman. However, she won't be attending after cops were called to her home last night. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Getting Married; Kate's Smacking The Kids
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn that Britney's engaged; Kate's a distracted mom and The Hills makes you bulimic. [Jezebel] -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Pregnant, Lindsay Refuses Rehab
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for worthwhile "news" in In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brit's Back With Kevin and Lindsay Talks To Us
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabloids flirt with actual reporting this week in a lengthy interview with Lindsay Lohan. But don't worry, Brit and K-Fed's reunion is still anonymously sourced and possibly untrue. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure
Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel] -
#celebritards
How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Veiled Vows For Chris And Rihanna
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to piece together actual news from the celebrity tabloids. This week, most covers featured Rihanna and Chris Brown's reported reunion, with Star claiming that they got married. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
So says plastic-faced German fashion designer Wolfgang Joop, anyway. Yes, someone named Wolfgang Joop has criticized someone else for something. Heidi's reps say that the designer is just trying to ride her coattails. More » -
#gossiproundup
New Career for Dina Lohan: Hobo
She's done reality TV and (horrifyingly) interviewed her own daughter on the red carpet, and now Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay and presumably other children, has an exciting new job opportunity: creepy Long Island transient. More » -
#torturedlogic
You Only Think Miley Cyrus Is Racist Because Britney Spears Is Sober
Though Miley Cyrus may have been Oscar-snubbed, at least she's the frontrunner for a Tortured Logic nomination after she blamed the media uproar for her slanty-eyed play-acting on...Britney Spears's sobriety. More » -
#britneyspears
Thwarted Henchman Sam Lutfi Sues For Prolonged Britney-Exposure
Since having been returned to her grits-fixin' father for safekeeping, Britney's displaced entourage of swarthy, middle-aged ne'er-do-wells have turned cantankerous. Friday, she issued restraining orders against goon-faced heavy Sam Lutfi and soulless-patched paparazzo Adnan Ghalib. More »
