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more about #defamer more comments → unclevanya: 1. Has Kim Zolciak gotten around to a country album yet? Sadly, 2 could be any one of dozens of B/C listers. Why can't they throw a raincoat on their... more » scroll_lock: 2. David Spade had an "oops" baby a couple of years ago. more » Trulymadlyme: 1. Pickler. Dumb as rocks. 2. She by Sheree. Or the Countess has fallen on hard times. 3. Ryan Reynolds. You can take the boy out of Canada but you... more » The Real JR: But honestly, don't we have a handicapped petting country star douche inside of us all? Marinate. more » Lymed: Think we'll be reading about Carlo on Goop? more » Airvault: "You like that, baby? You like it when I fog your goggles?" more » Matt Cherette: 1. Taylor Swift 2. Shar Jackson? Wouldn't call K-Fed B/C list, though. 3. Danny DeVito 4. Gwyneth Paltrow more » Jim Topoleski: ok Im lost on the MOT comment. I have heard it referred to as a girlfriend in Ireland, and in relation to Jews, but I have NEVER heard it in regards ... more » DahlELama: So, for number 4, are we looking for a famous engaged lesbian couple? Or is that just the most poorly worded BI of all time? Also, if MOT is going to ... more » RachelSklar: I love these. more » Clarissima: That Watchmen movie was the disappointment of the decade for me. more » bythesidewalk: Man, so many people are up this week! more » lobstr: flying all the way out to vegas and getting to chill at Caesar's is good times but for only one day? Fucking lame and a hassle. more » Meglantine: Zach Galifianakis is TBD? Make it happen and I'll consider it, Warner Bros. Seriously though, I don't know anything about how this stuff works but is... more » busterbluth: "Don't forget your Polaroid camera"? I guess a free time machine visit to 1985 is also included. more » -
#hoaxes
Paula Abdul Thinks She's Huge in Austria
Hah, oh dear. It seems that Paula Abdul, cat-litter-mouthed judge of American Idol singers, was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno character in his new film. And she still doesn't know it. More » -
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Who Got Punked By Bruno?
Comedian Sascha Baron Cohen's outrageous gay Austrian character Bruno recently made his own movie, in which he makes fun of the fashion industry. Curious about who got got? Fashion Week Daily has the answers. More » -
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Finally, Someone Claims Responsibility For Joaquin Phoenix's Terrible Hoaxing
There is a man in this photo with Joaquin Phoenix. Learn his face, for he may be the dark wizard conjurer behind Phoenix's career transformation into a trainwreck. More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix Is Both Deeply Disturbed and Faking It
His disastrous Letterman interview brought Joaquin Phoenix's whole quitting-acting-to-become-a-bearded-rapper shtick to a dizzying climax last night. Dave played it off as legit. Others think it's all an Andy Kaufman-esque hoax. We think it's both!
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Joaquin Phoenix's Director Recalls His Screamy, Charcoal-Eating Commitment
If you had any doubts that Joaquin Phoenix will push his hoaxy rapper persona into the depths of career ignominy, let his Two Lovers director fill you in on his insane level of commitment. More » -
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Michael Cera Now Reveling In His Newfound, Made-Up Villainy
Tired of Christian Bale spoofs and Michael Cera's obstinate reluctance to sign on to the Arrested Development movie? Have we got a video for you! More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix Struggles To Keep Straight Face While Debunking Hoax Rumors
Like a weird uncle who gives his adult nephew a present that reads "From Santa," Joaquin Phoenix is still struggling to prop up a hoax-y music career that's way past its sell-by date. More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix's Hoax Denial Doesn't Actually Deny Anything
Now that everyone has finally called bullshit on Joaquin Phoenix, his rep has issued a denial of the rumor/CLEAR TRUE FACT that his music career is just a hoax. However, precious little is really denied: More » -
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Other Publications Starting To Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix
We hope we've adequately prepared you for this shock: Joaquin Phoenix's rap career may be an elaborate hoax. Yes, we've pointed this out before, but now, two sources are confirming the stunt to Entertainment Weekly: More » -
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Joaquin Phoenix's Rap Career Demands Punctuality, Crotch-Baring
We may never know whether Joaquin Phoenix donned oven mitts and rocked the Queer Lounge at Sundance, but today, we know far more about his disastrous "performance" in Las Vegas than we ever wanted to. More » -
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Did A Disguised Joaquin Phoenix Crash This Gay Sundance Party?
Many of you have wondered if the eccentric douchebag featured recently in our Sundance quotes roundup was none other than newly minted faux-idiot Joaquin Phoenix. Let's examine the evidence! More » -
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Didn't We Call Bullshit On Joaquin Phoenix Already?
...Because he's still going through with this pretend "quitting acting to become a rap star" chicanery. In fact, THR has broken more news about this supposed life trajectory that we are simply refusing to believe: More »
