• smackdowns

    CNBC Host Driven to Cursing Freak-Out By Bloggers

    We haven't followed Dennis Kneale's feud with financial bloggers, but it sounds hilarious: They call him "Beaker," "super dipshit," "clueless," and compare his show to a Saturday Night Live skit. Kneale wants the world to know. More »
    06/30/09
    7,640
    19

    Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: Wait. So you're telling me that "dickweed" is now in play? This is a very interesting development in deed. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • cnbc

    CNBC: The Movie

    Did you know that CNBC is not a financial network? It is in reality a wacky summer coming-of-age movie. It's anchors are characters, and you, the viewer, are a mixed-up 14-year-old. Let's watch some clips: More »
    05/01/09
    4,094
    14

    Comment by ADismalScience: Dennis Kneale is, by far, the biggest tool on CNBC. You should read some of the caustic non-arguments that ooze... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • videuhoh

    CNBC's Charlie Gasparino Drops F-Bomb

    What's stupider than debating Wall Street bankers' bonuses? Using obscenities on live television while debating them! That's what Charlie Gasparino, CNBC's lovably loudmouthed on-air commentator did. Click for the clip and transcript. More »
    01/29/09
    25,050
    23

    Comment by ADismalScience: In fairness, I wouldn't be able to spend 5 minutes in Dennis Kneale's presence without resorting to profanity. Or punching... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • videuhoh

    CNBC Asks If Steve Jobs Has PMS

    Having softpedaled rumors of Steve Jobs's failing health, CNBC is falling over itself to catch up to the story — with embarrassing results.
    01/05/09
    18,550
    47

    Comment by Curves: This insults not only Mr. Jobs, but women as well. I have never seen a situation so lacking in sensitivity... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • dennis kneale

    Financial Crisis Forces CNBC Analyst To Drop 'F-Bomb' On Air

    The radical ups and downs afflicting the stock market would be enough to make anyone curse a blue streak — especially Dennis Kneale, the Media and Technology Editor at CNBC. One of our eagle-eyed tipsters was kind enough to pass along this priceless (silent) moment where a split-screened Kneale reads a note that's been passed to him and drops an f-bomb that he visibly regrets, then tries to cover up with the dorkiest "Wait, am I still on camera? Nothing to see here!" face imaginable. Oliver Stone, you can thank us later. More »
    10/14/08
    11,092
    12

  • videuhoh

    "If You Have The Guts To Invest In This Market Because Of Negative Headlines, Go Ahead, I'm Not Following You"

    Breaking new media crush alert! The Financial Times columnist Francesco Guerrera went on CNBC this morning for a segment on how the financial crisis is so bad even newspapers read by stupid poor people are writing about it. Ooooh look it's on the cover of a Spanish paper and everyone knows Spanish speakers never met a dollar they didn't need to envia back to nineteen impoverished half-hermanos back in Santo Domingo! This, CNBC believes, is a signal for the superior intellects viewing CNBC to stop panic-selling all those stocks RIGHT NOW. Well, Francesco does not buy this logic.* Even when total idiot tool Dennis Kneale presents him with this turd of wisdom: "Come on, Francesco, you're young! You can make it back!" You know what? I'm not even going to get started on that. We'll have plenty of time to vilify him and his whole awful fact-resistant generation of denial dogmatists while we continuing not investing our nonexistent savings in the market. More »
    09/18/08
    3,813
    18

    By Moe

    Comment by CakalakBro: Glad I have my money buried in the backwoods of Wilmington. more » | Other threads

  • dennis kneale

    Why CNBC's Kneale Should Go To Jail

    Dennis Kneale joined his CNBC colleagues today in effusive praise of JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon. After Power Lunch host Bill Griffeth said Dimon was "very entertaining" at an FDIC event and "had a career as an after-dinner speaker," Kneale added that Dimon was a "guy talking about what he knows." And when Kneale's longtime nemesis Charles Gasparino argued that Dimon's comments should be treated more skeptically — "discounted by 50 percent... because there's a degree of flackery here" — Kneale strongly disagreed (clip after the jump). It's odd that Kneale is offering kind words for Dimon rather than bashing the dealmaker, given that Dimon thinks the CNBC talking head should be thrown in jail. More »
    07/08/08
    6,597
    37

    Comment by StetAtkins: The SEC's tracked this before and got a conviction (Schottenfield's Paul Berliner, in April). At the same time, to attribute... more » | Other threads

  • clips

    Weeping 'Forbes' Editor Deprived of BlackBerry

    What happens when Forbes managing editor Dennis Kneale is forced to go one week without email, a cell phone, or his BlackBerry? The "Today Show" put him to the test. The result? Tears. (Within 40 hours!) Also laughter, but only on our part.
    02/20/07
    10,759
    11

    By abalk2

    Comment by Clarence Rosario: Sweet. Today has resorted to pilfering segment ideas from TONY? more » | Other threads

  • 1

  • 1-8 of 8 for "dennis kneale"