95 Days and a Wake Up
Report: Hillary Clinton Used Static Noise Machine to Prevent Reporters from Hearing Fundraising Speech
On Thursday, Hillary Clinton delivered a fundraising speech at the private residence of Colorado’s governor, John Hickenlooper, in Denver’s Park Hill neighborhood. The venue, a tent pitched on Hickenlooper’s lawn, was positioned close to the nearest street, which would have (theoretically) enabled non-guests to listen…
Denver Police Really Do Not Like This Teen's Art For Some Reason
A piece of art inspired by the minor scandal currently unfolding over a Denver municipal building, in the style of the pieces of art that inspired the scandal, might look something like this: a painting of a piece of art hanging on a wall, and the art is just the word “ART” painted in red on a canvas, and a policeman…
Reports: At Least One Dead After Shooting, Stabbing at Motorcycle Expo in Denver [Updated]
Several people have been injured after reported shooting and stabbing incidents occurred at the Colorado Motorcycle Expo in Denver, Colorado on Saturday afternoon.
Two Denver Airport TSA Agents Fired For Alleged Plot to Grope Hot Men
CBS Denver has learned that two TSA agents at the Denver International Airport were fired in February after allegedly conspiring—on "roughly a dozen" instances—to allow one of the agents to grope the crotches of men he found attractive.
The Denver Airport Will Be a Nazi Paradise After Our Nuclear Holocaust
Have you ever been to Colorado? You should go. It has skiing, the pot is free, and my sister lives there. It also has Denver International Airport (DIA) (or DEN), the largest airport in the U.S. and the second largest in the world. The airport is also home to a secret underground city built to shelter the world's…
Flight Passengers Tackle Man Rushing For Cockpit Screaming "Jihad"
A United Airlines flight bound for Denver was forced to return to Dulles International Airport Monday night after a passenger sprinting to the plane's cockpit allegedly yelling about jihad was subdued by a group of passengers.
Pastor Stops Funeral, Tells Family to Remove Photos of Dead Woman's Wife
A Colorado pastor threatened to cancel a woman's funeral because friends and family displayed photos of the deceased with her wife. The service could not continue, he said, as long as there was any evidence that Vanessa Collier, who died at 33, lived what he called "an alternative lifestyle."
FBI Dashes American Teen Girl Trio's Dreams of Joining ISIS
ABC News reports that the FBI caught three American girls, ages 15-16, en route to Syria to join militant groups. A law enforcement official said the girls had made their way to Germany and were planning to join groups, including ISIS, "to fulfill what they believe is some vision that has been put out on a slick media…
Denver Sheriff's Deputies Allegedly Come to Blows Over Day-Old Cupcake
If violent, screaming confrontations over day-old cupcakes and losing guns in McDonald's bathrooms sounds like your kind of thing, you should consider a job at the Denver Sheriff's Department. According to disciplinary letters obtained by the Denver Post, over the past 18 months deputies and employees at the…
A man near Denver has contracted "the rarest and most fatal form of plague." Oh, brother!
Insane Images From Yesterday's 104-Car Pileup in Denver
A snowstorm in Colorado yesterday caused a string of accidents on I-25 in Denver involving 104 cars. 1 person died and 30 others were hospitalized in what is the latest in a string of massive accidents this winter.
For a city where you can legally smoke pot, Denver sure has a creepy airport.
Colorado Stoners Keep Stealing Mile Marker 420
If stoners are known for one thing, it's their eye for interior design. So perhaps it's no surprise that mile marker 420 on I-70 through Colorado keeps getting stolen. What else would look better on the wall of your living room?
Teenager Becomes Musical Genius After Suffering Head Injury
Lachlan Connors was playing lacrosse in the sixth grade when he hit his head on the ground and sustained a concussion. Although he began to display "concerning behaviors," he was allowed to return to sports. Soon after, another concussion sent him to the hospital for weeks and Connors began suffering from epileptic…
According to the Denver Post, two armed men have broken into Noel Community Arts School in Denver. ABC7 reports that the bomb squad and SWAT team are on the scene but the Denver Police Department does not believe "anyone is in danger" inside the school.
Unchill Shooting Injures Three and a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration
Loud noises and running cops figure into every paranoid stoner's nightmares, but Denver got both in real life yesterday at their packed pot celebration. The collective mellows of the tens of thousands of visitors at Civic Center Park were harshed when a series of gunshots rang out, wounding two, according to the …
Three People, Including Two Children, Shot Dead in Denver
Denver police are investigating a shooting this morning that left three dead, including two children. Another child was injured and taken to the hospital; all three children involved are under 10 years old.
Local News Crew Confirms Denver Man's UFO Claims While Attempting to Debunk Them
After an area weirdo sent Denver's Fox-affiliated TV station KDVR footage of UFO sightings over the Mile High City, the channel's news team decided to send out one of its photojournalists to the scene in an attempt to "verify" the video (i.e. debunk it and move on).
Gunshots at Obama's Denver Campaign Offices
According to Denver police, shots fired at the Denver field offices for the Obama campaign yesterday resulted in mild property damage but no injuries to the workers inside at the time. No arrests have been made, although that probably hasn't stopped anyone from making a few guesses. Ohio isn't that far from Colorado,…
