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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Yes, Richard, you should've gone for the 'Humpday' promo, if only for the awkward body language alone. The creepy dark observer in the back also adds a certain mystique.

    *Edited to say: Clean up the pool for the photo shoot! Are leaves in the pool evidence of the wanton, reckless abandon we should expect from the characters?
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    Edited by aLostLady at 07/23/09 4:45 PM aLostLady was starred aLostLady was unstarred
    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    ^ The aforementioned promo that my edit seemed to have removed.
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    DahlELama promoted this comment aLostLady was starred aLostLady was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @aLostLady: So what we've learned about this show so far is that whoever that guy in the pink shirt is A) he has no interest in that chick's boobs--I have never seen someone work so hard to avoid eye contact with a body part--and B) he either doesn't notice or doesn't mind when his feet get soaking wet.

    I feel...educated.
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: It's just the one foot in the pool, so maybe he's concentrating on not peeing?
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Goddamnit, Richard. Come visit me and you'll see why nobody (ELSE) can say no to Pittsburgh!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    At least they're being economical by re-appropriating fabric scraps for clothing. Way to do your part, guys.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    I am all for promoting the lower class into the middle. It's when you try to push them all the way to upper that I get nauseous. You can't skip classes, folks! Lose that house with the pool behind these dressed-up and made-up peasants. Unless it's some kind of a plastic motel. Then it's OK.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 07/23/09 11:16 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/23/09

    @Niko Bellic: It's the courtyard of the apartment building.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @Niko Bellic: It's an apartment complex. That's sort of the entire point of the show.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: How trashy! Good.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Can I just express like 10 year old annoyance at the Blair Witch: You stole my money with lies, LIES! movie? Yes, there was me in a crowded movie theater with a sweater up to my eyebrows, about to have a nervous breakdown and then these giggling assbags appear on Letterman talking how much fun it was to hoax the entire world. Bah! Bitches, you got me.

    Now then, about Melrose Place, will it be the Melrose from the first season no one watched, or the seasons that followed that everyone watched but no one admitted to watching? That was the kind of guilt that allowed Dawson's Creek to happen for years.
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    Edited by Spirit Fingers at 07/23/09 11:28 AM Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Think of the poolboy... poor bastard.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Ashlee Simpson has the weirdest chin I have ever seen.
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    Image of Neutralize Neutralize
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns

    Tyne Daly remembers everything. If you're lost you can look and you WILL find her.

    Tyne after Tyne.
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    Caius promoted this comment Neutralize was starred Neutralize was unstarred
    Image of Caius Caius
    07/23/09

    @Neutralize: That picture is giving me a seizure.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Wow, Donna Mills looks great! Is Simpson holding that guys head up because he's nodding off?
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Didn't Denzel just DO that movie?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    So much to say! All on the subject of Melrose Place! First of all, that poster is fantastic, except for its lack of Michael Rady. But yes, I definitely would have gone with "Tuesday is the New Humpday." Is there a "See You Next Tuesday?" Please tell me there is! Because as far as I'm concerned, that should be the slogan now and forever.

    Also, does Ashlee look frighteningly like Sydney to anyone else? (I know she's not, but if she were the spawn of Laura Leighton and Doug Savant, this would make no one on Earth happier than it would make me.)
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: I thought it was Sydney, until I read your comment. I thought Laura Leighton was in this new one. Yes?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Yes, she is; I think she's banging Michael's son in this one...God, I love Sydney.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: I can sadly say I saw them both on Access Hollywood, or similar show, on the junket for MP and they were being all coy about whether they will play sisters on the show or mother-and-daughter.
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    Image of skatez skatez
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: Sydney was the best EVER. I remember forcing my dad to watch Melrose with me while I was in high school. Sadly, I don't think he'll be watching it this time around.
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    DahlELama promoted this comment skatez was starred skatez was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @skatez: I'm impressed that that worked; Melrose was the only show forbidden in my house, except for Married With Children.

    @freedc: Either option would be pretty freakin awesome by me.
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    Image of taco-flavored-kisses taco-flavored-kisses
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: She has straight reddish hair here. Thats where the similarity ends for me. I loved Melrose, and Sydney was by FAR the best character... But I wouldnt watch a show with Ashlee Simpson as a primary star if my life depended on it. Why is anyone being even remotely accepting of this nonsense!!!?
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    DahlELama promoted this comment taco-flavored-kisses was starred taco-flavored-kisses was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @taco-flavored-kisses: It's the heart-shaped face too, I think. And we accept it because given a choice between a new Melrose and no Melrose. Also, be sensitive--not everyone has DVR, and her scenes will provide an excellent opportunity to break for the bathroom if one cannot wait for commercial.
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    Image of Mackintosh-Toffee Mackintosh-Toffee
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    The world *is* aligned correctly. Tionna, reality show, Julia Allison, DENIED.


    Also, Richard, i hope you have good things coming to you too!

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    I'm so happy for Tionna! I could see her doing great on TV and those bazongas are going to be deadly in high def.


    Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    So really there is no necessity to have talent to get your own show on Vh1? I mean I was aware of this before this post, but Tiona Smalls really?
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    Image of slowtraincoming slowtraincoming
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    I'll never understand the love for Amy Adams. A great actress? She consistently plays a squeaky-voiced, doe-eyed idiot with a heart of gold. They just change her outfits. That's not a good actress, that's a good costume designer.
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