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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video?
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: My confusion as to whether I find that mental image tantalizing or repellent is quite possibly going to lead to heavy drinking tonight.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about going in tomorrow -- my spider sense has been tingling all weekend that I might be getting a pink slip for Christmas.
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    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I hear being a ho ho ho pays pretty well, if you're looking for a backup plan.
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Added to the list.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): EEP. Good luck.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. I think that should the axe fall, I'm going to survive the holidays by whoring myself out to lonely empty nesters. For a low fee, I'll come over towards the middle of the holidays to make cookies and wrap presents. I'll listen to all of the stories about how Aunt Barbara's just going to burn the ham again this year, and I'll help address the holiday cards. For an additional fee, I'll turn up on the 24th in an ugly sweater for a cup of cocoa. For just a little more, I'll call on January 1, just to wish a happy and healthy 2010.
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    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Sir, you reek of desperation.
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    11/29/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: With just a hint of nutmeg?
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    Image of marginalizer marginalizer
    11/28/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter: Sportsman of the Year
    Uh... Is Gawker scooping Deadspin? Weird.
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    11/28/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter: Sportsman of the Year
    This is a disgrace. A sad moment for a once meaningful award. No, Usain Bolt, I'm not sure how much further you were supposed to bend time and space. Sorry. Maybe if you were carried to a championship by the wealthiest team in your sport by a significant margin, they would've had something for you.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/27/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter: Sportsman of the Year
    "Sportsman of the Year" rumors? How weird. Also, Derek Jeter, whoever and whatever he does, does not have a pleasing face.
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    you referrenced capeman. i love you now. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Didn't Garfunkel have a son just a couple of years ago, when he was 67? #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believe she shape shifts into Michelle Malkin in moments when her guard is down. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Doesn't everybody in Hair get nekkid eventually? That lady was seriously gun jumping, so to speak. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Mo MoDo: She came for a SHOW. Probably didn't want to get stiffed...or did she? #wink #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #parishilton
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