"Mistakes were clearly made," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said of Bridgeghazi/Bridgegate in his State of the State address this afternoon. Yes, benevolence and competence can be really difficult sometimes. As can the avoidance of clichés and the passive voice.
Pat Buchanan: Legal Weed Will Bring Nasty Mexican Cartels to 'Murka
so NAFTA such gateway drug much Colorado wow
Florida Is the World's Top Tourism Spot if You Don't Count Good Places
In his long-shot quest for reelection, tea party Republican Gov. Rick Scott is ingratiating himself to Floridians the old-fashioned way: failing geography.
Asked about Lara Logan's suspension from 60 Minutes for fudging her thoroughly discredited report on the Benghazi attack, Fox News maven Mike Huckabee today called her "a hero journalist to at least attempt to get the story out."
Inexplicably prominent conservative "thinker" has Thanksgiving thoughts about that black guy and that other black guy. Seems solid.
Jan Brewer Signs "No Shitty Inoperable Gun Left Behind" Into Law
It's time someone addressed the real victims of America's decline in traditional family values. I speak of our national shame: unwanted firearms. If Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer could, she'd adopt them all, no matter how broken. But she's doing the next best thing: finding loving homes for orphaned hand-cannons.
A Very "Special" Peek Inside the Mind of Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez isn't doing much to help reverse his reputation for being, well, "special." Case in point: this video that Sanchez just uploaded to Twitter, featuring his glee over a car chase, perplexed feelings about a dishonest minister, and more!
BREAKING: CNN Learns That Barack Obama Is Not a Muslim
Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.
