The West Wing's Mrs. Landingham Dies — For Real, This Time
You might not know the name "Kathryn Joosten," but there's a good chance you'd recognize her face.
Which Real Housewife Is a Lesbian?
This Real Housewife talks about sex but won't say she's gay. The actors and directors on this gay-themed film won't talk about their love lives. This bi actress is getting back with her girlfriend, and this actor is banging a chick on set. Finally, some straight people in Hollywood!
The Hunger Games Waiting Game
The release date for the second movie has been announced and it is a long time from now. Also today: the end of Desperate Housewives, two Southerners finally get together, and it's goodbye to the gay on Gossip Girl.
Which Actress Was Doing Coke While Pregnant?
This star's baby has a birth defect, possibly because she did blow while pregnant. This celebrity marriage happened because the female celeb lost a bet. This head of state is secretly gay. And this actor's wife's drug habit is making him miss work. Thankfully she's not with child.
Jesse James Is Still a Prick, and Other Tales of Celebrity Anger
Jesse James is still around. Nicollette Sheridan is still really upset about being fired from Desperate Housewives. David Arquette has "clean" hands. And Rupert Murdoch paid Sienna Miller for hacking her phone. Saturday gossip is all about payback.
Kim Jong-un's Booty Train Derailed
Earlier this month, a train carrying watches, television sets and other luxury items for North Korea's heir apparent Kim Jong-un was derailed in what some speculate was an act of sabotage. No Desperate Housewives in HD for you, Little Kim!
Why Nicolette Sheridan's Character was really killed off Desperate Housewives
When Nicollete Sheridan's character, Edie, was killed off Desperate Housewives, everyone had very interesting theories why this happened. Now it appears to have been a classic case of real-life revenge manifested in a fictional kill off.
Bree Gears Up for Some Wheelchair Sex, Fails Miserably
We may have stopped watching this show seasons ago, but that doesn't mean we can't take a moment to recognize its ridiculous moments. Here we have Bree's attempts at seducing her husband—played by Kyle Mclaughlin—while in a wheelchair.
A Fat Teri Hatcher is a Good Enough Excuse to Watch Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives may not be the best show on television—and this clip is proof. "Fat Teri Hatcher" came about in a daydream about what Susan's life would be like if she stayed with her first husband. Phew!
The Equation for When to Quit Watching a TV Show
Even the best television shows run out of creative juice if they stay on the air long enough. But, when is the right time to give up hope a show will improve and abandon it forever? Finally, a handy calculation!
Desperate Housewives Fifteen Minutes Will Apparently Never End
As we draw deeper into the Circus Maximus era, the search for material goes to ever more interesting places; namely this week, rehearsal documentaries, male strip clubs and ghost videos. But we'll always have Housewives.
Do We Need Another Eastwick?
John Updike's The Witches of Eastwick has been a book, a film, a sequel and people have twice tried — and failed — to make it into a television series. Now ABC has done just that, but is it wise?
Jay Leno and Housewives: Vanguards of Advertising Future?
Ad agencies and network executives have long decried the the digital age's assault on commercials and, thus, revenue. And now they're forced to adapt, a move that brings writers into the fold and gives product placement an even bigger spotlight.
In Praise of Television's Bad Mothers
While we weren't loving last night's uneven season finale of Weeds, we were loving Nancy Botwin's parenting skills—or lack thereof. Who wants to be raised by a boring stroller-pusher when you can have someone to bring the crazy?
Agy Stays Put; Audigier Sinks Even Lower
• Agyness Deyn isn't bidding goodbye to NYC, after all. But her little sister's moved in with her. [Grazia]
• Just before he died, Michael Jackson was supposedly in talks to launch a clothing line with Christian Audigier. Naturally, the slight turn of events isn't putting Audigier off from moving ahead with a…
Real Housewife Sues World's Worst Publicist for Describing Her Accurately
Rather than trying to clean up her image, be-weaved country tune warbler Kim Zolciak, from Real Housewives of Atlanta, is doing the next best thing. She's decided to sue her former publicist.
Excitable ABC Now Firing Cast Members On ALL Its Shows
In this economy, ABC can't afford to only let go every gay, gay-adjacent, or gay-hating actor on Grey's Anatomy. Other ABC series are feeling the burn, and two newly departing actors were announced today.
Cruise Strikes Out, Beyonce Gets Slammed
• Tom Cruise tried to impress a group of reporters at a press event in Brazil by speaking Spanish instead of Portuguese. Nice one, Tom. [P6]
• Etta James is no fan of Beyonce. She told a crowd in Seattle that she "can't stand" the singer, and that she "had no business" singing "At Last" at Obama's inauguration two…
Nobody P.R. Man Leaks Fishy Palin/'Housewives' Tip To Page Six
Hey guys! So, we're starting this rumor that, uh... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (yes, the dreamy president of Iran, who else?) is going to be making a, uh, sweeps-week cameo on, well, let's say Private Practice because why not? What's that? We sound a little unconvincing? Well, congratulations, you just beat out the…
Wall Street Wives Make The Economic Crash Worthwhile
It's the story we never get tired of hearing, and today the Los Angeles Times has it. The wives of Wall Street executives are having to scale back spending in the wake of poor economic times, and their mild suffering can become our immoral enjoyment as the previously pampered significant others have to tell their…
