May favorite Alain de Botton quote: "I will hate you till the day I die and wish you nothing but ill will in every career move you make. I will be watching with interest and schadenfreude."
@Gabriel Snyder: Actually, this is exactly the book I didn't want to write (and didn't). Anyone thinking of buying this book should read Walter Kirn's "Up in the Air" instead.
@Greg Lindsay: Hi, a bit off-thread, but I hope you can indulge me. "Now Boarding" for €500: "The breakout James Joyce-ian novel of this European author unfolds over the course of 24 hours spent entirely in the Air France L`Espace Première Lounge at the Paris Charles de Gaulle International Airport." (No Googling!)
@snugbug: The book on my shelf fitting that description is Brigid Brophy's "In Transit," which is so Joyce-ian I can't even read it. But she never had a breakout of any kind, so that probably isn't it.
@Greg Lindsay: Correct answer is "What is question stuffed with totally made-up facts."
I thought I was being clever making it up, but your erudition, which is nothing short of inspiring, brought me to my knees and now I feel like a bit of a jerk. PS: I'm going to buy Brigid Brophy's "In Transit" now.
Oh, I think this is a wonderful project. I'd completely buy the book. The Heathrow marketing people hit on a genius idea, and I bet de Botton had oodles of fun interviewing people. Plus, he provided a public service to those bored out of their minds waiting. (Heathrow truly has the WORST lines--I once read an entire paper, all the sections, including "Sports," which I'd normally skip, while waiting my turn for security check there.)
The real question is, could I get Julia Allison to live in a glass coffin on the upper deck of my houseboat for a 12-day Blueprint Cleanse and four dozen cupcakes?
He's not really all that respected over here, please see Charlie Brooker on the subject: [www.guardian.co.uk]
Divine.
Continuing on the Bottonymorons / Chabonorons theme: Philip Roth appearing as himself under a different name in your easily-shocked grandma's conservatory.
In A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll never do again, David Foster Wallace talks about a highly respected writer who wrote a puff piece on the cruise industry. The cruise line published it in their magazine but didn't label it as advertising and made it look like an excerpt from a stand alone book or article.
That writer also said that his condition was that the cruise industry had no say over what he wrote.
So this isn't exactly a new idea. But that guy got to go on a free cruise everything included. This guy gets to sit in Heathrow.
@Cheruth: Hey, was this nugget in one of those incredible footnotes? How could I have missed it, I love that piece.. Or are you referring to the piece itself, which DFW himself wrote for Harper's about a 7-day Caribbean cruise aboard the Zenith? (Harper's paid for the cruise, $3,000--if I recall, he makes kind of a big deal about the cost and how he got to sail the high seas on Harper's dime..)
In any case, time to revisit "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."
I'll read it. The Architecture of Happiness is a great book. If anyone can come up with an interesting commentary on airports, he can. I find them quite fascinating, myself.
Wild horses could not drag me away from watching this flick on opening day. So Harvey needn't fret.
I'm on asmallworld.net and have yet to run into any millionaires or European aristocrats. I jumped on it thinking the job board was going to be the cat's meow--but it's mainly offers to babysit in Dubai and the like. I think it skews Euro/Middleast-ish, too.
The logo could've been better. I'm sure a designer could have found a way to turn the NYTimes "T" into a wine glass. Other than that, I don't see what the problem is. Why does Gawker hate wine so much?
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I thought I was being clever making it up, but your erudition, which is nothing short of inspiring, brought me to my knees and now I feel like a bit of a jerk. PS: I'm going to buy Brigid Brophy's "In Transit" now.
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Divine.
Continuing on the Bottonymorons / Chabonorons theme: Philip Roth appearing as himself under a different name in your easily-shocked grandma's conservatory.
(Can't wait to finish my novel! LOL)
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That writer also said that his condition was that the cruise industry had no say over what he wrote.
So this isn't exactly a new idea. But that guy got to go on a free cruise everything included. This guy gets to sit in Heathrow.
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In any case, time to revisit "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."
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I'm on asmallworld.net and have yet to run into any millionaires or European aristocrats. I jumped on it thinking the job board was going to be the cat's meow--but it's mainly offers to babysit in Dubai and the like. I think it skews Euro/Middleast-ish, too.
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Ha! That’s my joke!
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