Wiping one's ass with a Faberge' egg is totally overrated. You wouldn't believe the hemmorhoids. But at least they're artistically tapered and rather sparkly.
Miss Trachtenberg was on "NYC Prep" as well as "Real Housewives of NYC." She's the local go-to gal for reality producers in need of someone to put together a staged event that'll bring the cast together and the claws out. Also great are the staged photo shoots for her freebie magazine, which lets the producers do stuff like get Prepster PC Peterson shirtless and canoodling with a hot male model. At Devorah's prompting, natch.
These matters have consequences! Impressionable sorts watch the teevees. Why, I remember when Hockey was like Rockefeller Center come the holidays, and now just look at it. It all began with The Real World that year they paired a Black swaggoon with a virginal southern belle. And then there was that loose cannon personality disorder, which brings us right back to the Puck.
High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
@iplaudius: I always thought Tinsley Mortimer was a character he made up. Now that I know Tinsley is a real name I'm furious my parents didn't give it to me. It sounds so sparkly and uppercrusty.
Seriously, I had the misfortune of flipping through that Hamptonite magazine recently and let me tell you... my crummy, student-run high school paper had better photography/design/copy editing.
This country is only 233 years old -- all our money is New Money.
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And tasteful women of any socioeconomic class do not paint their (surgically enhanced) lips shiny bubble gum pink.