Wiping one's ass with a Faberge' egg is totally overrated. You wouldn't believe the hemmorhoids. But at least they're artistically tapered and rather sparkly.
These matters have consequences! Impressionable sorts watch the teevees. Why, I remember when Hockey was like Rockefeller Center come the holidays, and now just look at it. It all began with The Real World that year they paired a Black swaggoon with a virginal southern belle. And then there was that loose cannon personality disorder, which brings us right back to the Puck.
High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
@iplaudius: I always thought Tinsley Mortimer was a character he made up. Now that I know Tinsley is a real name I'm furious my parents didn't give it to me. It sounds so sparkly and uppercrusty.
Seriously, I had the misfortune of flipping through that Hamptonite magazine recently and let me tell you... my crummy, student-run high school paper had better photography/design/copy editing.
This country is only 233 years old -- all our money is New Money.
And tasteful women of any socioeconomic class do not paint their (surgically enhanced) lips shiny bubble gum pink.
I think I'd read Hamptonite if it were actually called Hamtonight. But then it would be a slightly different -- and very likely a vastly superior -- publication.
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And tasteful women of any socioeconomic class do not paint their (surgically enhanced) lips shiny bubble gum pink.
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