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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12:02 PM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    She never asked about a book claiming that Holmes' daughter, Suri, was created from the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Was she afraid ?


    hah, that's about on par with Mike Wallace asking Obama if he was really born in Kenya... is she fucking insane?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11:53 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    I, for one, would like to welcome Dame Diane to the fold. Lord Featherbottom, excuse me, Anderson Cooper, should be proud.
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    Edited by Perhaps Not at 12/17/09 11:54 AM Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11:26 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Because only men are smart enough to read off of a teleprompter? What until this gets cross-posted at Jezebel.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    And Andrea Pisser's point is ...????
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:07 AM

    @miss_msry: pinehead, andrea peener is
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10:50 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Then again:
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    Image of BitchyD BitchyD
    12:05 PM

    @Smitros: While watching this movie with my boyfriend, he found that one of the back up dancers has a woodie in this scene. The guy next to him "accidentally" brushes past it with his arm.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12:21 PM

    @BitchyD: It is a musical, after all . . .
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Please quite encouraging Peyser to come out as a lesbian.
    I cannot speak for all lesbians, but I am pretty sure they don't appreciate commenters trying to foist this dried up harridan onto them.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:08 AM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: str8s don't want her either
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01:26 PM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Sigh. So my search for the One Woman Who Will Speak For All Lesbians must necessarily continue, I guess.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:17 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Diane's crazed megawatt stare can only mean she's discovered Peyser's head under her skirt, yodelling in the gully.
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    Image of blix blix
    10:45 AM

    @scroll_lock: I will never be able to watch Heidi in the same way again.
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    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:47 AM

    @blix: Watching Heidi with pants on is seriously overrated.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11:52 AM

    @scroll_lock: Lederhoseout?
     Reply
    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12:00 PM

    @SidAndFinancy: Just ask Grandpa.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:14 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Plus, you KNOW Peyser was humming this when she was typing her bile-laced screed:

    There is nothin' like a dame,
    Nothin' in the world,
    There is nothin' you can name
    That is anythin' like a dame!

    Nothin' else was built the same,
    Nothin' in the world
    As the soft and wavy frame
    Like the silhouette of a dame!

    There is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame.

    So suppose that dame and bride
    Are completely free from flaws,
    Or as faithful as a bird dog,
    Or as kind as Santa Claus,
    It's a waste of time to worry
    Over things that they have not,
    We're thankful for the things they got!

    There is nothin' you can name
    That is anythin' like a dame!

    There are no books like a dame,
    And nothin' looks like a dame.
    There are no drinks like a dame,
    And nothin' thinks like a dame,
    Nothin' acts like a dame,
    Or attracts like a dame.
    There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
    That can't be cured by pullin' him near
    A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:44 AM

    @BettyCrocker:

    I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain.
    And my snatch I'd be scratchin' while my ova they were hatchin'
    If I only was a dame.
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:59 AM

    @scroll_lock: BWAH-hahahahahaaaaaaaa! Oh shit, coffee spew!
     Reply
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11:00 AM

    @BettyCrocker: xoxo
     Reply
    scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10:11 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    And keeping the Peys on the payroll is nothing short of affirmative action, for developmentally challenged, secretly cunning linguists.
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    11:03 AM

    @BadUncle:
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    BadUncle promoted this comment milominderbinder was starred milominderbinder was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:12 AM

    @milominderbinder: too cerebral for the Peys.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:09 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Peyser, what's the matter? Are Sawyer's long lean WASPy legs not silky enough for you to drool over? Not as sexxxy as lesbian schoolteachers?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:08 AM

    @BettyCrocker: if only diane would call her
     Reply
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Good Morning America': Now With 100% More Minorities!
    Good morning, Gigi. Good morning, JuJu. No-no, NuNu!
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    Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of Balsa Wood Balsa Wood
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Good Morning America': Now With 100% More Minorities!
    Adam Sandler is "sort of washed-up"?

    Okay, sure, whatever you say, Oracle of Relevance.
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    ShawnP promoted this comment Edited by Balsa Wood at 12/09/09 1:19 AM Balsa Wood was starred Balsa Wood was unstarred
    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/09/09

    @Balsa Wood: Yeah, I don't get that. I mean, I haven't even bothered with one of his movies since "Big Daddy" but it seems like he still makes money. Whereas Jennifer Aniston has *never* been a successful film actress.
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    ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/09/09

    @Balsa Wood: @ShawnP: In entertainment circles Sandler is sort of washed up but not that bad. I was at a dinner party and it was argued that Sandler only did 'Funny People' because he wanted to get back some of the fame in the comedy sector he lost to Seth Rogen. Sandler never capitalized how good of an actor he can be after 'Punch Drunk Love' so there's a slight "it could have been so good!" type of vibe that come out of him.

    Jenifer Aniston is loved but she is seen as the kiss of death to some movies so she tends to take non stop Rom Coms. Katherine Heigl is moving into her market and there are rumors of Aniston returning to TV when a good pilot comes up.
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    Image of Balsa Wood Balsa Wood
    12/09/09

    @fatmonalisa: Whether or not your dinner party intel's reliable, I happen to think he was very good in Funny People. And I think Funny People was sorely underrated.

    Actors do get older...which, I guess, in bloggese, is "washed up."

    In my opinion, Katherine Heigl's more pathetic than either of them.
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    Edited by Balsa Wood at 12/09/09 2:12 AM Balsa Wood was starred Balsa Wood was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/09/09

    @Balsa Wood: Yeah I thought Funny People was pretty good. It wasn't a total gross out comedy or some silly OMG HOT GIRL! BONERZ! type comedy that has been dominating lately. America seems to love that shit though. We are a nation of idiots.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    12/09/09

    @fatmonalisa: I like that you were at a dinner party discussing Adam Sandler. What were you guys having, McDonalds?
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    fatmonalisa promoted this comment hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/09/09

    @ShawnP: Marley and Me made money!

    And I got to be alliterative.
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    HereComesMyBaby was starred HereComesMyBaby was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/09/09

    @hilikusopus: Entertainment Industry folks and ex industry hacks we are. We're all terrible with drinking problems and run our mouths off about actors and how fucking annoying they are.
     Reply
    fatmonalisa was starred fatmonalisa was unstarred
    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/09/09

    @HereComesMyBaby: I know. But I figured most people agreed the dog carried that one.
     Reply
    ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of cpjones cpjones
    12/08/09

    In reply to Study: Television Is Not Even Close to Dead
    Gilly is one of the worst SNL characters ever and pairing her with two of the best SNL guest hosts ever for a Christmas special makes me very sad for some reason.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/08/09

    @cpjones: Co-signed.
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    Edited by ShawnP at 12/08/09 12:30 PM ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    12/08/09

    In reply to Study: Television Is Not Even Close to Dead
    I've said it before on this site and I'll say it again, the largest single block of ad money in the world goes to Television. And not by a small margin. TV remains the most effective way to reach your market in a measurable way; ad airs, sales go up. Not like with the web and all its fuzzy bullshit metrics.
     Reply
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/08/09

    In reply to Study: Television Is Not Even Close to Dead
    I wonder how many of us Olds don't use a television for tee-vee? And while I'm at it, I wonder how my 18 hours a day (including TV) are skewing the statistics.
     Reply
    Edited by Magister at 12/08/09 4:23 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
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