I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believe she shape shifts into Michelle Malkin in moments when her guard is down. #parishilton
DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #parishilton
I realize the fellow's pitching a book and "Ann Landers" would be a headline, but I sort of think he may be getting someone with similar hair mixed-up because she wasn't really known for her interviews.
Though, I guess, it could've been a date... #parishilton
@Tart of Darkness: You busted me. Here's why I'm only doing NYP and NYDN, for the Weekend Readers. If you want me to go wider, I absolutely will.
I used to scan D-Listed, WWTDD, Egotastic, People, TMZ, etc. And then I realized that New York - even though they're dying - still has the best home-grown gossip pages around, and living in New York, I'm (literally) closer to these pages, even when they go wide with national celebrity news. Also, I try to run on the way these papers take their issues: I can't take celebrity gossip as anything but a dumbass joke, so I try to mix up media game in on them too (see: relentless harping on Rush & Molloy). So, there's my #self-referential for the day. Oh, also: I just can't compete with Michael K. He's too good.
Serious question: with exception to big stories, is it worth going outward, or sticking towards the regional rags? #parishilton
@Foster Kamer: Don't go changing to try to please me, I want you just the way you are. Seriously, I like what you do and how you do it. But that's me, I don't need a lot to be happy. #parishilton
@Foster Kamer: i say scan out enough to liven up weekend gossip roundup so that it's more than just "lindsey lohan's dad" (said in nene's voice)... but i too like you the way you are and would like to propose marriage 'cause you know, real recognize real. #parishilton
@Foster Kamer: michael K is the fucking master at gossip. His meanness is perfectly pitched. And i like this sunday wrap up the way it is. #parishilton
@Helio: Yeah, I bow down to him. His natural voice is ridiculous, amazing stuff. Why won't someone let him write an HBO series about Bitchy Gay Men who just scream at cougars and rent boys all day?
@Foster Kamer: I think you have an excellent point there about NY/NY. I have to admit I hadn't had my coffee when I wrote earlier. Carry on! #parishilton
true story : i was in the pleasure chest on 7th ave. sometime in the late 80s on a friday night and who walks in but jfk jr. and darryl hannah. everyone ignores. i secretly watch jjr. pick up some book and quickly flip through back and forth. when they leave i pick up said book and in the bottom corner was a flip animation on how to give blow jobs. meh. i already knew. #parishilton
The Great Irony Concert, where all the introduced musicians are Black, and the tune is dedicated to the home of the spirit of the Tupelo cracker who once was famously quoted: "All I want from n______ is to buy muh records and shine muh shoes."#parishilton
@bbug: Seems I owe Mr Presley an apology - but I remember when many who knew him, including he himself, were so adamant that Billy Graham could never speak an anti-Semitic remark as he had only pure Christian love for all god's critters and would never insult a race or religion - except that he was caught on tape in the White House despising Jews with Nixon.
I imagined a very likely scene of Elvis on the rise being challenged by a gathering of cousins about whether he'd left his homeys behind; after all, he did pick up that negrah music. Folks tend to speak to their environment, especially Southern Baptist folk. #parishilton
@Foster Kamer: Oh, everything you write that you think is so cool and "snarky" is nothing but plain old pitiful infantile, green-eyed jealousy. Pathetic. Sad. Very sad.... #parishilton
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Though, I guess, it could've been a date... #parishilton
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And what is with the Zoolander face, Paris? Ben Stiller you are not. #parishilton
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But Foster, really, if we wanted to read Page Six we'd read Page Six. You gotta expand your sources.
I love your snark though. It saves me the trouble of coming up with snark on my own.
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I used to scan D-Listed, WWTDD, Egotastic, People, TMZ, etc. And then I realized that New York - even though they're dying - still has the best home-grown gossip pages around, and living in New York, I'm (literally) closer to these pages, even when they go wide with national celebrity news. Also, I try to run on the way these papers take their issues: I can't take celebrity gossip as anything but a dumbass joke, so I try to mix up media game in on them too (see: relentless harping on Rush & Molloy). So, there's my #self-referential for the day. Oh, also: I just can't compete with Michael K. He's too good.
Serious question: with exception to big stories, is it worth going outward, or sticking towards the regional rags? #parishilton
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I imagined a very likely scene of Elvis on the rise being challenged by a gathering of cousins about whether he'd left his homeys behind; after all, he did pick up that negrah music. Folks tend to speak to their environment, especially Southern Baptist folk. #parishilton
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