The book I Love You, Beth Cooper was actually a good read. (The author writes/wrote for The Simpsons. It's a shame the movie looks like such a big back of suck.
The Bradley Cooper ladies' man talk confuses me. I thought he was gay and that's why his marriage to Jennifer Esposito lasted five minutes -- she caught him with a dude.
OK, I am now convinced that Bradley Cooper is gay.
My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.
@Trixie from Toronto: In a Details interview (yes, I read a Details article), he basically admits to being a massive drunk and douchebag around the time he was married to Esposito. I got the impression that he probably came across as an exciting guy that she immediately regretted marrying once they started living together, and he started drag racing.
@SaraRueful: @MisterHippity: I'd like to think Guadeloupe broke the news gently to Richard after she saw Topper haul ass from the penthouse with two suitcases of belongings, making a run for freedom.
@DahlELama: Thank you for verbalizing what's been lurking in the back of my mind since the first day I saw her. I've never understood the fascination with her other than being a blonde in a cheerleader outfit.
Here's a question: do celebrities like Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have to know each other personally before they call each other up for a date? Or is just being a movie star good enough... "Hey, Renee? It's Bradley... you know, from the Hangover. Yeah, and Wedding Crashers. Cool! You, uh... wanna go out for drinks?"
@croush1211: No, they have more subtle methods. The male gently waves a mandible in a circular fashion, while discharging celebrity pheromones from a city's highest hotel roof bar. The female responds with sound signatures unheard by humans not earning a percentage of the box office receipts.
@Limitedappeal: I looked at the article and in it she says she's been something of an exhibitionist since she was a little kid and that she might even feel like taking all her clothes off even when she's thirty. OMG, Hayden, that's so awesome!!! Most of us never thought about taking our clothes off in front of another person after we turned 25.
Is that the kind of skin they're showing on Lifetime now?? Damn, and all this time I thought it was only full of bleary-eyed date rape victims and battered wives.
Did you see Sabato Jr. in Testosterone (2003)? I’m surprised his gay sex scenes, together with the combined fabulousness of Jennifer Coolidge and Sonia Braga, didn’t precipitate a gay Messianic movement. On the other hand, any movie that ends with the protagonist having a conversation with a decapitated head in an ice chest is, well, problematic. (And how about that Leonardo Brzezicki? Don’t even get me started.)
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My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.
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DOES RICHARD KNOW ABOUT THIS???
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Oh Jenny Sanford, you have a lot to learn from Posh.
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I will be laughing about this for MANY YEARS TO COME.
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