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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Edited by takeouteurotrash at 11/29/09 2:07 PM takeouteurotrash was starred takeouteurotrash was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 11/29/09 6:10 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: My confusion as to whether I find that mental image tantalizing or repellent is quite possibly going to lead to heavy drinking tonight.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about going in tomorrow -- my spider sense has been tingling all weekend that I might be getting a pink slip for Christmas.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I hear being a ho ho ho pays pretty well, if you're looking for a backup plan.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Added to the list.
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was starred howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): EEP. Good luck.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. I think that should the axe fall, I'm going to survive the holidays by whoring myself out to lonely empty nesters. For a low fee, I'll come over towards the middle of the holidays to make cookies and wrap presents. I'll listen to all of the stories about how Aunt Barbara's just going to burn the ham again this year, and I'll help address the holiday cards. For an additional fee, I'll turn up on the 24th in an ugly sweater for a cup of cocoa. For just a little more, I'll call on January 1, just to wish a happy and healthy 2010.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Sir, you reek of desperation.
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) promoted this comment Cunning_Linguist was starred Cunning_Linguist was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: With just a hint of nutmeg?
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was starred howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was unstarred
    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me!
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    daveyjonesisdead was starred daveyjonesisdead was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Now, come on. Everybody knows that Twihards are mostly 40-year-old sexually frustrated housewives.
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
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    Image of Lincolnsbeard33 Lincolnsbeard33
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I still think Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.
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    secretagentman promoted this comment Lincolnsbeard33 was starred Lincolnsbeard33 was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/22/09

    @Lincolnsbeard33: She is. It's called 'publicity'. Studios have entire departments, teams of people, who's only job is to plant items and keep bad shit out of the media.
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    Image of kweeneverything kweeneverything
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    jay-z and beyonce are married, for like almost 2 years. seriously gawker? seriously? that's pretty obvious. she wrote a damn song about it. i know they are private but really? fact check.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment kweeneverything was starred kweeneverything was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @kweeneverything: YES, I KNOW THEY'RE MARRIED assface. I use the word "dating" because I'm projecting. PROJECTING.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of kweeneverything kweeneverything
    11/24/09

    @Foster Kamer: I have to tell you, I was having a crappy day, but considering I like your writing, (long time reader, infrequent commenter) I'm going to take being called "assface" as an honor and a term of endearment. happy thanksgiving, "dickhead".
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/24/09

    @kweeneverything: It is! Let yourself be charmed.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Wait. Tyrese and Tyson Beckford are different people? No. I do not believe it.
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    sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: I was wondering the same thing. Now I'm just flat-out confused.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I saw RPat on Regis--what??--the other day and he had the sad demeanor of a man/boy who has resigned himself to a lifetime of forever being remembered as a glittery teen icon. I felt sorry for him, really. He talked about how he had no idea what he was getting into and just wanted to do an American movie. That said, he could do the honorable thing and just quit making those damn movies. Hear that Rob?? Be a man.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment honey's dead was starred honey's dead was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/22/09

    @honey's dead: He would be a dead man - no way would he be able to walk away from the franchise.
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    11/22/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Are you saying he's contractually obligated, or his crazy fans would go after him?
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/22/09

    @honey's dead: I was going for a more sinister conspiracy-tone, but yes, essentially, he's contractually obliged and it's such a big cash cow they'd roast him if he wanted out. Literally! Nah. Maybe!
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I honestly cannot understand a single thing in the Christie Brinkley item. What the fuck?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: She just sounds high maintenance... not evil.
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    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: It's because you've been enraptured in her CRAZINESS.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
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