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    What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
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    Image of MaryAnne29 MaryAnne29
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Is there anyone, male or female, that finds Nicole Kidman appealing, besides as a walking clothes hanger. (She wears clothers well) Here you have a sexed-up Hugh Jackman and you have Nicole Kidman as the other romantic lead?
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    @MaryAnne29: I think I'm on record here as stating "I'd fuck her until her face moved."


    If I'm a pariah, at least I'm a horny one.

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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    12/01/08

    @VirusWithShoes: You'd be fucking her forever then, sweets. Her face ain't never moving again.
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    Image of oopsidoo oopsidoo
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Wasn't kidman voted by Forbes or someone like that as the worst movie investment in terms of how much profit her movies made vs. how much she was paid?


    oh, and it's not just koalawful, it's a croc of shite!

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    The real difference with this picture is that studio's money is swirling down the toilet counter-clockwise, rather than clockwise.
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    @MisterHippity: miasma-protege already did that one, Mr H.


    Caught you out!!!! Death to plagiarisers! :-)

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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    I'm sorry, but the only "epic" story from Australia that will always win with me is "The Thorn Birds". Nothing else can ever compare.
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Boomeranked at #223 in box-office receipts.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    I'm seeing Van Helsing 2: Further Mockery of Science Fiction and Bewitched: There Never Should Have Been a First One, Really in the offing.
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    Image of ifstone ifstone
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    The shortcomings of "Moulin Rouge" (which had some nice kinetic energy) hint at this disaster, and the behind-the-scenes interviews and DVD commentary with Luhrmann and his co-writer Craig Pearce revealed adolescent tastes.


    No doubt the studio thought they were hooked into young audiences, which makes it even funnier to sell this as an "adult" movie.

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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Also - if the Australian government would like to pass me $50 million, I'll stop writing things like "they've got spiders that can bring down aircraft in their 3 mile wide webs" or "snakes that can swallow New Zealand whole" or "terrapins the size of Bill O'Reilly, and twice as angry".


    Australia - the country - scares the shite outa me. Humans shouldn't be there. Everything will eat you. Even the sand wants to rape your feet.

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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/01/08

    @VirusWithShoes: But everything looks so good in a Speedo.
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    @MattGaymon: Even John McCain?


    (sorry, I've twisted your argument, and made myself - and others - positively shiver in disgust)

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Bazmanian Devil
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    It's Abhoriginal.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    WomBAD!


    (Wombad. Get it, guys? Hello? Like a...hello? Is this thing on?)

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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/01/08

    @Moff: What did Alex Kuczynski say to the hungry dingo?
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    MattGaymon was starred MattGaymon was unstarred
    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    As Dylan invites us to sing along with him: "Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's Gate ..."
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Alex Kuczynski is going to be awfully upset they stole her "We're The English Patient, but, you know, really expensive" life slogan.
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Paul Hogan the hole as far as box office returns go.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Hello, I'm Amy Walker, and even I could have done a better job with this movie.
     Reply
    MattGaymon was starred MattGaymon was unstarred
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