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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/16/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    He looks like Santa's pervy younger brother in that picture.
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    Image of mcgeorge mcgeorge
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    Well thank God (or NOT) that Hitch was right about the necessity of that Iraq business or I'd be getting off the train at this point.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    The Truly Tasteless Jokes series is a good screen for any potential boyfriend/girlfriend. If you can't love dead baby jokes, I can't love you. End. of. story.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    This is like the time Dr. Robert Jarvik sent me a box of artificial candy hearts for Valentine's day.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    12/15/08

    @scroll_lock: This is like the time Bob Dole got dressed up as Dracula for Halloween and exposed himself to me when I answered the door "because my erection just lasts longer with Viagra!"
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/15/08

    @PrincessKashmir: Bob Dole's penis mighter than the sword.
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    Is that a roast beast taking a shower? Gracious.
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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    There is Bad Santa and then there is the truly vile and sickening Saint Nick.
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    Image of harvey_wallpaper harvey_wallpaper
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    the wonderful thing about hitchens
    is hitchens has wonderful smarts
    his top is made out of blubber
    his columns are made out of farts
    he's snidey, whitey, (un)tidy, never abide-y
    fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
    but the most wonderful thing about hitchens is
    he's the only one*


    merry christmas,
    tigger


    --
    *except in england, where he's just like every other 45 year old smart guy.

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    Image of blix blix
    12/15/08

    @harvey_wallpaper: Well done.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    Is the photo from one such "ill-run correctional facility."?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    PD rules, a fact which Chrissy "Women Are Not Funny" Hitchens took this long to recognize. I recommend all of Phyllis Dillers books, especially Housekeeping Hints. Also recommend using Fang as a pet name for your husband.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/15/08

    @BookishLookish: Heheh. "Chrissy." Nice.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/15/08

    @BookishLookish: And Erma Bombeck could whip his ass with rolled up copy of Pennysaver.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    Still fancier than the cards I've been sending.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    Ah, jeeez! Why'd you go and post that picture? Can't you warn a guy before you post a steamy pic of Hitchens? You can't unrape my eyes. There's just no way you can make this up to me, none, do you hear me, NONE!
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    That stupid tramp always steals my thunder.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/15/08

    In reply to Christopher Hitchens' Heart Two Sizes Too Small
    This reminds me of the time Bea Arthur sent me a cracked egg in the mail for Easter.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/15/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Really? Because it reminds me of the time Charles Nelson Reilly threw a hand grenade during our 4th of July parade.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    12/15/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: It reminds me of the time Estelle Getty sent me a dead squirrel for Arbor Day.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/15/08

    @AuntPenny: It reminds me of the time Nipsey Russell wrote me a dirty limerick for St. Patrick's Day.
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