Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson and floated out to sea. I don't even care if the cage is buoyant. #lindsaylohan
@DahlELama: Both in on it, and probably concocted the Ledger story as yet another way to put pressure on Lindsay so she'll sign over her estate Britney-style. #lindsaylohan
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
And maybe I missed something, but in what universe is Natalie Portman's woefully safe-for-work performance in Hotel Chevalier a reason for embarrassment? #lindsaylohan
Anne Heche nowhere to be seen. Lindsay Lohan gone. But they have Rosie and Oprah and Suze representing. All I'm saying is that these Sapphists better step up their game if they want the straights to keep fantasizing about them.
@fatmonalisa: I'm always seeing him at my local Ralph's. He seems refreshingly normal, at least from what one can glean from the next checkout aisle. #lindsaylohan
Good luck to Dennis Hopper. Given his ingestion history, chemo will probably seem like dessert. Seriously, man, get well fast. The world needs your weirdness.
There's nothing like weed to keep a relationship going, my wife and I have been hitting the pipe for 23 years. You just can't stay mad at each other after a few good tokes. And no, we're not a couple of burnouts, both professionals with very good jobs. Fire it up!
Gossip: I went as Foster Kramer last night to many Halloween parties. :) I had my BB, my phone calls, my "OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS..." comments about the gossip, I shared some juicy gossip with kings and queens. Good story, bro. #lindsaylohan
Not to defend Michael Lohan or anything, but that whole 'father keeping daugher under house arrest' thing seems to be working out pretty well for Britney Spears. #lindsaylohan
@TheKenoshaKid: Being a successful pop singer also worked out pretty well for Britney, but that's why this and most sorts of things are considered subjective and vary by person. #lindsaylohan
@TheKenoshaKid: The Linds will most likely be dead within a couple of years if she doesn't clean up her act. And since she is over 21, and has no children for the state to be concerned with, it is her constitutional right to OD and die penniless.
But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.
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For the rest of their lives. #lindsaylohan
Can we officially stop using the prefix "man-" or "bro-"? As though these things are some how different when men do them. It's cutesy and, frankly, more than annoying. Glassman's "mantrums" has pushed me over the edge on this issue. #lindsaylohan
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But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressive way of getting back at him, well played.
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But if she does, I hope BOTH her fucking parents are forced to share a one bedroom in Trenton.
With each other.
For the rest of their lives. #lindsaylohan
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