Risking electrocution? It wasn't even raining that hard. And is God supposed to be saving her from her asshole, fame hungry parents or from drugs and alcohol? Or both? God better get on it, he's got his work cut out for him. #michaellohan
"Amen. Did you get that? You need to reshoot? Was the light good enough? The audio? Sure, I'll stay as long as you need to get a good shot. Anything for money... er I mean Lindsay." #michaellohan
Is the gossip industry really that big? Isn't it just 4 or 5 magazines, a couple of cable tv channels, and a bunch of free web sites? Maybe 500M a year in revenue in total? There are thousands of companies, let alone industries, that see more than that every year. #michaellohan
Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson and floated out to sea. I don't even care if the cage is buoyant. #lindsaylohan
@DahlELama: Both in on it, and probably concocted the Ledger story as yet another way to put pressure on Lindsay so she'll sign over her estate Britney-style. #lindsaylohan
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
And maybe I missed something, but in what universe is Natalie Portman's woefully safe-for-work performance in Hotel Chevalier a reason for embarrassment? #lindsaylohan
Anne Heche nowhere to be seen. Lindsay Lohan gone. But they have Rosie and Oprah and Suze representing. All I'm saying is that these Sapphists better step up their game if they want the straights to keep fantasizing about them.
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But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressive way of getting back at him, well played.
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Like, if she wasn't psychostage mom of the decade would Lindsay have even needed rehab in the first place? #lindsaylohan
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