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The Problems With Enid's

Server Lynnea Scalora is feeling alienated from her labor: "When you're a server, you're someone's slave," she tells Grub Street. Why does she feel this way? Probably because she works at Enid's, which as any Greenpoint/Wburg resident can tell you is the innermost circle of brunch hell. The restaurant epitomizes…
Bill Clinton, Pancake Pirates Do Rachael Ray
As mentioned yesterday, Bill Clinton made an appearance on "The Rachael Ray Show" to talk about the childhood obesity epidemic. Clinton knows all too well the perils of poor eating habits, as he mentions in this clip. And yes, fast food can be dangerous, and sometimes that message—mmmmmm, IHOP's Stuffed French Toast…
'Times' Dining Section Gets Bloggier, Briefer
Habitu s of Section F of the New York Times will notice a couple of changes in today's Dining section layout. Most notably the Times' love of briefs have made the move from Styles to Dining. On F11, where one might expect to see Peter Meehan's weekly $25 and Under Column, one finds "Dining Briefs." It's notes 'n'…
Lunchtime Battle For Food Court Dominance Rages Between ICM And CAA
Our nightmarish vision of a post-agency-relocation Century City mall food court clotted with lunching, nattily attired drones left with no recourse by the dearth of local culinary options but a hastily devoured Fuddruckers baby-burger, it seems, has fully come to pass: Today's LAT looks at the turf war raging…
Eater's Digest: P*ONG, Remedy Diner, Taco Taco
The Bird-Killer Of Brooklyn
Yesterday we mentioned Steven Rinella, a bird-killing dinner-party thrower and the author of The Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cuisine. Turns out he could easily transition from cuisinist to criminal. Rinella recently hunted a number of small Brooklyn critters, including two sparrows and a few mourning doves, and…
Rewriting the 'Post': Forget It, Jake, It's Chinese Food
It's time once again for everyone's favorite game, Rewriting the Post! In this installment, please enjoy this article about a Center for Science in the Public Interest report noting that Chinese food is full of calories and sodium (no shit, eggheads, that's why we eat it). Here's the Post lead: "The food police have a…
Tanked Frank Bruni Likes Lunch, Marriage
Frank Bruni needs to get drunk more often. That's our only conclusion after reading today's two star review of uptown Italian Sfoglia. Usually you can feel Frank at least trying to restrain himself from overwriting, but get a few glasses into him and all caution is cast to the wind. Yes, he will have that last…
David Chang's Secret "Money Piece"
Let us start by stipulating that we love both Momofuku and Ssam Bar, David Chang's East Village restaurants. Let us also mention that we've enjoyed his occasional posts on the Eater blog thus far. And let us further add that we rather liked today's, which instructs on the concept of soign , the V.I.P. treatment chefs…
Frank Bruni's LIVE NUDE GIRLS Review
Yes, yes, that Frank Bruni review. We admit to being flummoxed. We're like deer in the headlights, frozen with fear, unable to avert our gaze. Let's be honest, a piece that starts off with the lines "It may be laughable when someone says he gets Penthouse magazine for the articles. It's no joke when I say I went to…
Jeffrey Chodorow Declares War On Frank Bruni
Two weeks ago Times restaurant critic Frank Bruni reviewed Kobe Club, the newest highly-contrived chowhouse from restaurateur/felon/Rocco DiSpirito co-star Jeffrey Chodorow. The Brunster did not find favor with the place, granting it zero stars and noting that "it presents too many insipid or insulting dishes at…
Pinkberry "Will Never Conquer Tasti-D," Claims Lady
Pinkberry! Ever since we first heard that the West Coast haute froyo chain would soon be colonizing Manhattan, Jamba Juice-steez, we've been waiting with bated breath to see how our town's Tasti gals would handle the transition. Would the ladyfolk cotton to the new lo-cal dessert on the block? Well, word on the…
Where To Eat Babies Now: CAA Dining Options In The Post-Explosion Era
With its baby-preparation facilities crippled by last week's kitchen explosion (quickly: do you remember exactly where you were when the Creative Artists Death Star nearly blew up?), nearby Century City eateries find themselves increasingly responsible for the feeding of swarms of hungry agents unwilling to gobble…
More on Those "Dining Concierge" Services Everyone's Getting All Huffy About

Yesterday we noted Eater's seeming obsession with the reservations-scalping service PrimeTimeTables, which will sell you a reservation to a hard-to-get-into restaurant. But one question that's remained unanswered is just how PTT gets all those reservations (presumably not by opening dozens of OpenTable accounts,…
The Two Faces of Frank Bruni
Today's DI/DO shows the two diametrically-opposed facets of food critic Frank Bruni's personality: He's both the avenging angel of the high-end nibbles set, and the whimsical stylist with tongue in a cheek full of truffles. In Batman mode, Bruni decries the trend toward dictatorial dining experiences, where the cruel…
