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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/24/09

    In reply to Who Will Drive Jeffrey Chodorow Insane Now?
    Too bad Peter Meehan got sick of the Times' bullshit and did the Chang book. He would've been great. So would Ryan "Big Balls" Sutton, but he's got a steady gig at Bloomberg (a paper not going to be owned by a Mexican Dude Named "Slim" sometime in the next twelve months) that's not going anywhere. So: there go my favorites. I miss Bruni already.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Who Will Drive Jeffrey Chodorow Insane Now?
    No love for Alessandra Stanley?
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Who Will Drive Jeffrey Chodorow Insane Now?
    If it’s not gonna be this guy, dinner at Babbo’s on me, everyone.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Well now we know where the members of L7 work these days.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    You can get a steak without a tampon at the Waldorf, but you just have to pull some strings.
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    07/15/09

    @fileunder: Brilliant.
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    07/15/09

    @fileunder: I want you so bad right now...
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    07/15/09

    @firedmyass: I'm all yours.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Next episode: Hilarity ensues when Axel orders rump roast with a side of jerk chicken.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Watch out, now he's going to take over the building, and only John McClane will be able to stop him!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    This is why I never ever order beef vagina.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    What? A tampon at the Bull and Bear? The place is normally just full of douchebags.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    The logistics of the whole story don't work. Haven't we all had steak lots of times? No way you could hide (insert it here) in a steak. Where? How do you hide it in a steak so an unsuspecting diner gets it caught in his tooth? I demand explanation that leads to understanding.



    In other news: this week, 90,000 tourists received great service and enjoyed excellent one-of-a-kind food in NYC.


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    07/15/09

    @Pinekatz: And why is his name Sanz-Claus? Its unsettling.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Can't imagine being rude enough to deserve that
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/15/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This is my favorite episode of them all. Good God was this show funny.
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    07/15/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: So does Basil put a tampon in that cranky American's steak?
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    07/15/09

    @SuperBien:



    This was clip one of three. It gets better...
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    Image of (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    In a classy place like that, you'd think Mr. Sanz-Claus use something else with a little more class.

    However I'm inclined to believe he gave himself AIDS, unless he already had them and decided to cash out on it by somehow suing Waldorf-Astoria.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    It didn't happen, it is the old "slip the tampon into the steak" con. Someone did this at a high end chain I worked for years ago, slipped a condom into a plate of mussels, and successfully sued.



    When I was 13, however, I did puke all over a bathroom on the top floor of the Waldorf. It was my cousin's weddings and the bartender kept making me Brandy Alexanders

    sans tampons though, thank god.
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    07/15/09

    @pony_express: Those with mixed drinks better check their swizzle sticks.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Here comes Sanz-Claus, customer Sanz-Claus, he is quite insane...



    Check please, Maitre'D, Table Three, Quickly, there's a large blood stain...



    He's alleging

    and he's hedging

    it's a sit-u-ation



    He sought meat

    but bit a treat

    of someone's men-stru-ation!
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Waldorf-Astoria Serves 'Steak Surprise' to German Tourist, Allegedly
    Ohhh you better watch out,

    you better not chew...

    Type AB-Positive's about to spew..

    Sanz-Claus is having... t-bone!
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