I find your sense of humor delightful, Pareene, but I shudder to think that some nutjob will come upon this post and use it to bolster his/her assertations that Obama should not be president.
So for all you birther nutjobs out there: THIS POST IS A FUNNY. JOKE. PARODY.
Like so many others, I'm not exactly sure how bashing Pres. Clinton figures into this, but if one or the other in this post is "lying", my money would be on the author re-remembering somebody else's memories.
I mean, if the underwear-clad, drunken leader of a country with which we had been involved in a long, protracted fight for world domination had to be found after leaving an official government residence, somebody obviously wasn't doing their job.
Since the bulk of this post is about Yeltsin getting drunk and wanting pizza, are we to assume that this is the big lie your headlines pulls us in with?
I really don't care, he was a corporatist who continued the same "free-market" bullshit that Reagan started and Bush Sr. continued. The one thing he did was create a budget surplus without decimating social programs.
At the end of the day, he ran as more of a populist than he turned out to be and his influence on the Obama admin is starting to shine through.
Only, Obama has less of an excuse since Dems have both the House and the Senate.
@FattyCatty: Hm. Not sure. Review the evidence. BTW, I totally get why the Russians got behind evil Putin to such an extent. YOU try having Yeltsin represent your country, and then we'll talk.
@snugbug: You know, if you ignore the fact that he was actually running a country at the time and think of him as your incorrigible-but-harmless drunk uncle, he's kind of adorable.
@FattyCatty: Totally! Sadly, Yeltsin's cuddly drunk-uncle behavior bequeathed us Putin, which is a real Darth Vader character. Oh sweet mother Russia.. As Tolstoy said, you are a country of moujiks and aristocrats, and there's never going to be anything in between.
@miss_msry: @son of spam: Whew! Thank you both. I am getting really good at my Benevolent Dictator wave, and would hate it if all that hard work had gone to waste.
Come the Revolution, I shall spare you. If, you know, I don't black out.
Gawker got better and better for a couple of years there. It turned from a site for 20-year-old Brooklyn girls who got tattoos to piss off their moms into a source of smart-if-snarky commentary. But lately, there are more and more posts like these, wrecking the whole thing.
@johnnypotatoes: It all comes down to the writers. Good writers have been employed by Gawker, but they merely cycle through and move on to other things: Choire, Balk, Jessica Coen, Richard Lawson, Ian Spiegelman, etc. were excellent writers; a joy to read. Now we get that Andrew Belonsky kid, who cannot spell nor write well if his life depended on it. Yes, this is kind of a nadir for Gawker. I still enjoy some of the writing, but overall.. LAME.
@johnnypotatoes: i don't know, i think it is really important that no one told me that a politician was drunk 14 years ago. bill has my number, why didn't he tell me this thing that is so important?
hopefully, one day, we will all be publicly humiliated and/or fired from our jobs for things just like this, so that only the pure will be employed. or only attention-seeking freaks will seek any jobs at all.
Does the "Investigations" part of this post involve we the readers trying to figure out where exactly the "lying" comes into play? Or is the Huffington Post writing the titles of posts on Gawker these days?
@Dominant Glee Club: Well see his wife had the temerity to run against Obama in the primary, so we have to dog on the Clintons and their legacy at every given opportunity. It's the hopey-changey thing to do!
@Dominant Glee Club: It's as if the post set off determined to exposde Clinton's lying lies, but then it ran into drunk Boris Yeltsin and was like, "Screw Clinton. This guy is way more fun to talk about."
@RedLineRage: So what you're saying is this has less to do with lingering bitterness & vitriol from the primary and more to do with someone having a shitty sense of humor? Cuz I'd buy either one.
@Glanton: or maybe a good sense of humor but really bad writing? you know that whole "first thought, best thought" thing, might be defensible, but it doesn't mean "first draft, best draft". this post seems genuinely hostile about this not being reported.
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So for all you birther nutjobs out there: THIS POST IS A FUNNY. JOKE. PARODY.
Yes, I'm talking to you, Orly Taitz.
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I mean, if the underwear-clad, drunken leader of a country with which we had been involved in a long, protracted fight for world domination had to be found after leaving an official government residence, somebody obviously wasn't doing their job.
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At least the SS could have gotten take-away and avoided all chances for international incidents and nuclear boo-boos.
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I really don't care, he was a corporatist who continued the same "free-market" bullshit that Reagan started and Bush Sr. continued. The one thing he did was create a budget surplus without decimating social programs.
At the end of the day, he ran as more of a populist than he turned out to be and his influence on the Obama admin is starting to shine through.
Only, Obama has less of an excuse since Dems have both the House and the Senate.
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It didn't seem to hurt Teddys' drunkstatemanship bonafides. Ahh, the new World Order runs on Vodka.
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Come the Revolution, I shall spare you. If, you know, I don't black out.
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hopefully, one day, we will all be publicly humiliated and/or fired from our jobs for things just like this, so that only the pure will be employed. or only attention-seeking freaks will seek any jobs at all.
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(Because Bill Clinton made a Jesse Jackson campaign comparison re: Barack Obama's victories in some states during the primaries.)
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Besides I thought he only lied about pussy-getting.
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Oh right, the 90's.
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when a blog post's best hope is that it's poorly written. . .
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