What bad timing. They named a magazine after the thing that everyone can't bear to look at -- their portfolios! Why would anyone want to READ "Portfolio" when you can't even bear to look at one, even for a moment?
The magazine might have had a chance if Conde Naste had the foresight to name it after something people love to gaze at for hours and hours, especially during a horrific recession. Something like, say, Bodacious Ta-Tas.
Oh good! Now Sarah Palin will once again display her narcissistic penchant for overexposure and exhaust the public's patience, thus further damaging her chances for 2012.
And yet another inconsequential and insufferably pompous magazine will kill itself.
I'd love to see a transcript of his solicitations of Palin. Of course Palin is way down the social ladder from Jeffrey MacDonald. Still, maybe Palin will claim Levi burst into her Bristol's bedroom, screaming "Acid is groovy, kill the pigs!"
(Oh just Google it, kiddos. God, now I know how Cindy Adams feels every day.)
@youranalogbuddy: Actually it's an early screen test of Angela Bassett from What's Love Got to Do With It. At that point, she was still reading for the part of Ike.
I've been watching 30 Rock DVD's all week after work. More notably, the "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" clip no less than 10 times, causing all present to laugh themselves sick every time.
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The magazine might have had a chance if Conde Naste had the foresight to name it after something people love to gaze at for hours and hours, especially during a horrific recession. Something like, say, Bodacious Ta-Tas.
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And yet another inconsequential and insufferably pompous magazine will kill itself.
The day has begun well.
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(Oh just Google it, kiddos. God, now I know how Cindy Adams feels every day.)
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Q: Why did Tracy Morgan keep a grow light by his fish tank?
A: He thought he could cultivate sea-weed!
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