Also, I understand the use of "allegedly" when referring to a crime, but this is a straight-forward fact. Either the strollers clipped the kids digits or they didn't. No need to use allegedly. Just fact check the fucker. #kidsthesedays
There was a time not that long ago when only strollers you saw in Cobble Hill were ones left abandoned on street corners, filled with empty beer bottles and shit-tainted paper bags. #kidsthesedays
Wow. For a minute there I thought you were linking to me with the phrase "sexually marginalized Mr. Moms in the streets of Cobble Hill." But yeah, fingertips are also important in keeping the mandolin prodigy dream alive. An amputation would cut into practice time.
Back in my day (1978-1981), we sat in a stroller made of left over canvas scraps from the Converse factory and we put our feet on a chintzy little plastic strap... and we LIKED IT.
We also got our milk right from the source. None of this PUMP shit! #kidsthesedays
Not sure where you found that picture, HamNo, but it is at once ridiculous and frightening. It causes a visceral reaction. One that might entail a steam roller, or more productively, a "buy one for a $1 sale" at a women and families shelter in the Bronx. #kidsthesedays
@JEMathews: I own a Mclaren. They are indeed cheaper than some strollers or full-service strolling systems, but they are still much more expensive than many, many people would ever consider paying for a stroller. #kidsthesedays
@John Cook: Have they gotten more expensive? I have one (it's about 4 years old) and I paid $100 for it, which I thought was a lot at the time. $300 these days? I have 2 kids less than 2 years apart and refused to get a double stroller because they were "expensive" (about $250). Sheesh. This whole cycle of life business is getting ridiculously expensive. #kidsthesedays
@esmemurphy: Our Mclaren is a middle-of-the-road model, so there might be a cheaper line, but I certainly don't recall seeing a $100 version. Double strollers are astronomically expensive. But again, there are cheaper brands out there that a lot of people buy. #kidsthesedays
@John Cook: No kidding. I have a $30 resale shop stroller. The kids have their fingers so far. They don't let me in trendy coffeeshops, though #kidsthesedays
Misslinda has it right - Maclaren is old-school (ie 2000) fancy. Also, you won't need pics of panicked mobs or moms - just click on your own link to Maclaren. Website is down. #kidsthesedays
@mskris: Please note that misslinda does not have any children, but her friends just will not stop breeding. Nobody seems to care about the negative impact their reproduction habits have on my sanity. #kidsthesedays
@misslinda: Yeah but you get to hold babies and smell their little warm adorable heads and play with their monkey toes. And give them right back when they start to stink. #kidsthesedays
@ms_priestypants: Oh no, I don't hold babies. I wave at them from a safe distance. I'm not kidding. Some of my friends/relatives are offended by this, but I stick firm to my sensible rule that I will not hold anything that craps in its pants. #kidsthesedays
@misslinda: Are you me?
luckily, I've bitched about kids for so long my friends never ask if I want to hold Little Precious. I'd say no. #kidsthesedays
@SaraRueful: I am you! We ought to form a club, we can call it "I Understand That Children Serve A Purpose In Carrying On The Human Race Blah Blah Blah But That Doesn't Mean Your Child Is Special And No I Would Not Like To Hold Him/Her." #kidsthesedays
@misslinda: that's probably a good rule- as soon as I turned 30 this weird thing happened where if I held a baby, my ovaries actually ached a little. True story. Unfortunately my vocation prevents enofrcement of a no baby holding policy (baptisms, etc.). And you should play with the toes at least, they really do do the prehensile monkey thing. #kidsthesedays
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luckily, I've bitched about kids for so long my friends never ask if I want to hold Little Precious. I'd say no. #kidsthesedays
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